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Greg Chrise
02-24-2007, 12:57 PM
With Leonard being the Godfather of haunted attractions, the way to handle this is very simple. Like now there is a competition of sorts as to who is the red headed step child of haunted houses ( I know one of them is not naturally red headed)

It's very simple everone needs a self proclaimed grand poobah like title.

I hearby proclaim and announce and decrea and otherwise suggest:

Greg Chrise is the Archangel of Small But Unique Black Plywood Habitrails

With proper notice the spirit of the archangel can decend upon and bless your lame offering and you will prosper. Sort of like having a St. Christopher figurine in your hearse only better somehow.

PumpkinHead
02-24-2007, 02:28 PM
Like now there is a competition of sorts as to who is the red headed step child of haunted houses ( I know one of them is not naturally red headed)


With over 34.7 hours of gruelling and endless discussion Jim Warfield and I have decided that we can both be the Red Headed Basturd Stepped-on Child of Haunting. But as he told me , 'ma always liked me more ...

But I still have red hair... ClusterOne can attest to that!

-PH

But I am still wondering, who is the Fairy Godmother of Haunting ?

Greg Chrise
02-24-2007, 02:49 PM
Red headed step children. Hmmm.

There could be the Majority Whip
The Head speaker (I nominate Max Headroom)
Wicked Witch positions are available for every corner of the compass. Like the wicked witch of 15 degrees east of magnetic north of haunted attractions.

Then there are Munchkin positions
And nasty little dog posts to be filled.

There is the telethon poster child and side show positions like who will be the Figi Mermaid?

Any title just add "of haunted attractions" after it.

Jim Warfield
02-24-2007, 05:00 PM
We can't forget "The Grumpy Troll Under The Haunter's Bridge" position.

"Rancid Skunk" of the haunted house industry?

"Enchanted Woodsman "of the haunted plywood creations?
(Don't ax him nothing!)

Pinochioo of the haunted house business.
Watch that nose! There it goes!!!!

"Knights that say NEE" of the haunted house industry?

Joedog
02-25-2007, 05:35 AM
But I am still wondering, who is the Fairy Godmother of Haunting ?

Why that would be ScarlettP of course Heres Proof!
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/ScarlettP/Chattacon%202007/GothMother-Sub.jpg

Oh wait she is the Fairy GOTH Mother, Sorry

Nightmaretony
02-25-2007, 09:44 AM
I second for Pumpkinhead. Yow!

Greg Chrise
02-25-2007, 11:14 AM
What was happening in that picture? Some Pagan ritual was being performed with wild frenzied drum beats and instead of THEIR God, the Fairy GOTH Mother appeared to them? They bowed down to the entity anyhow.

It's hard to channel entities in a Howard Johnsons Motor Lodge?

PumpkinHead
02-25-2007, 11:35 AM
Isn't that guy on the ground Scarlett's DREDD-ed minion ?


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.... anybody ???

SpFXChic
02-26-2007, 09:22 AM
Isn't that guy on the ground Scarlett's DREDD-ed minion ?


.......



.... anybody ???

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