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SHELDON
03-03-2007, 07:33 AM
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Sheldon here...

Due to the overwhelming positive response to Sheldon over the past two years, I've decided to broaden my horizions. On the tail of the TW show, I've decided to host an ebay auction to whore out Sheldon's services next year. The winning bidder will recieve my (Matt) makeup services before opening and Sheldon's "services" during your show for the second weekend in October. The auction will also benefit Shady Oaks Camp in Homer Twnp., IL. Shady Oaks is a summer camp for truly handicapped children that is always in need of financial assistance for maintinance and upkeep. This post is intended to test the receptive waters to see just how successful my auction may be. Anyone interested?

Barry
03-03-2007, 08:57 AM
Sheldon,
I think that is a great idea and a very worthy cause! I do have one question though. Will there be an insurance policy in place to recoup any losses should you get hit by a truck prior to your scheduled appearance? :lol: :lol:

Kevin Dells
03-03-2007, 09:28 AM
Barry,

Knowing Sheldon pretty good i would say NO policy! But i believe he comes equipped with a can of yellow spray paint so you can spray the road kill splatter after he gets hit!

Jim Warfield
03-03-2007, 10:13 AM
In a dark enough room I guess everybody is beautiful?

Ken Spriggs
03-03-2007, 06:10 PM
HEY SHELDON
You should make it the first weekend......(waves hand in front of wheelchaired friend, imitating a Jedi the best I can)

Joedog
03-03-2007, 09:39 PM
Is that for anywhere in USA and will we also have to include transportation, room and board.

Jim Warfield
03-03-2007, 10:03 PM
It would be cheaper and easier to just phone in the performance, be that scary guy on the end of the phone, have a picture-phone via video tape, this would work! (Pre-recorded of course)

SHELDON
03-04-2007, 06:43 AM
Insurance? I already hold an extensive policy and will gurantee my appearance to the winning bidder.
Travel? I'm hoping that the winning bid will be grand enough to absorb my travel costs to anywhere, USA and still leave something for Shady Oaks.
I will cover my hotel and food.

bodybagging
03-04-2007, 08:31 AM
Good Luck Sheldon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve Verdino
03-05-2007, 10:39 AM
I bid $1.