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Fear Unfathomed
01-19-2011, 08:28 PM
Well it's not exactly the end of the year anymore, but I figured I'd post it anyway.

What if there were Hauntworld awards? Such as...



Funniest Post/Comment

Strangest Thread

Most Helpful Thread

(Appears to be the) Most Active User

Best Signature



That being said - let me hear your thoughts!! Feel free to post your own categories, but keep it POSITIVE! And when a new winner comes forth in your opinion, update this thread!

This doesn't just apply to 2010 - it's the all-time, constantly-running Hauntworld Awards!




To get things started....

Strangest Thread: An Inflatable TURD!
Best Signature: Tater

Tater
01-19-2011, 11:57 PM
I will gladly snatch the award and run before someone has a chance to steal it away from me, is the prize a Gooey Butter Cake

I would say the following categories

Active User: Mr Jim Warfield/Mr Tuxedo
Helpful: Allen H
Best Moderator: Larry...just edged out Shane in this one...I mean you both have the power to boot me but only one really will if I piss him off enough...

and I will throw myself under the bus and say this one also

Most Threads that are a waste of time: Tater....yes it was a close one but somehow Ive managed yet again to edge out mudsticky and waste most of your time with senseless babble and bullcrap.

drfrightner
01-20-2011, 04:48 AM
How about ...

Biggest Shit Disturber

Most Beloved User

Biggest Forum Problems

Best Tip you Learned

Most Useless Topic

Best Live Chat User

You could probably go on for years.

Greg Chrise
01-20-2011, 04:46 PM
Does a winner of any of these catagories get the funds to travel the planet and speak to future generations about pumpkin pie and screams on earth?

I might be available if any of the real winners happened to die or could not otherwise fulfill their obligations or sucks in the talent competition.

Allen H
01-20-2011, 05:53 PM
best avatar- Tater one night in chat he PMed me and the big granny head actually made me jump
Best signature- gotta be Greg Chrise
Most active- Jim warfiled
Best tip- from RWrussom in the audio dilemma thread
Best live chat user - Depends on topic if you want to talk about booblady shane is your man!
Most useless topic- toss up between Taters gooey butter cake thread and most of Mudstickys threads.
strangest thread- Inflateable turd!
Thats all I got
Allen H

graystone
01-20-2011, 07:07 PM
Hope more gets involved in this thread it's fun and funny at the same time! Shane and it's keepem coming! Shane

damon carson
01-20-2011, 07:58 PM
Okay here is my opinion. And note I may not have these exactly right as posted but who cares you get the idea.

Most post: Jim Warfield hands down the God of posting! This guy is on a red bull, coffee, viagra buzz! He is posting around the clock! He never sleeps! And keep in mind this isnt the only forum he posts on he has about 13 other sites he posts on. Including his own website.

Best Moderater: Larry Kirchner he has been known to delete posts before anyone even posts them!

Best Chat: Hands down Shane Dobbs. This is the next best experience to watch triple xxx movies. When Shanes in there look out! Anything goes! LOL!

Worth Less posts: This is a toss up between Tater and Mudsticky.

Most likely to tick someone off: Darkangel

Best Haunt and pic thread: Eric Lowther and Haunted Overload

Worst Thread: Inflatable Turb: I mean just the title makes this industry look bad if someone just happens to stuble in the forums.

Most informative: Allen H gets this award he always has the answer. Mr Haunt Encyclopdia as I call him. And Allen that is a compliment!

graystone
01-20-2011, 08:38 PM
My Thoughts

Strangest Thread..... Inflatable Turd
Best Chat..... Has to be the 9:00 crew
Shit-Stirrer..... Dark Angel
Most Helpful..... Allen H
Usless ( yet funny to me) Topics..... Tater & Mud
Best Thread..... Eric Lowther ( Haunted Overload) always good topics
Most Post..... Jim followed by Larry
Best Avatar.....All American ( love the pic )
Most Beloved.....Lauren & Sue
Most Likely To Steal Your TransWorld Order & Keep It Till After Halloween.....Haunterx
Best Friends Ever To Be Made here..... To Many To Mention
Thread With Most Hits..... Disturbia Here We Go ( I think )
Thread With Most Pics..... Larry & Eric

Shane and it's that's all I have! Shane

Tater
01-20-2011, 09:23 PM
Ok while I do post alot of random non sense stuff...Am I really in the same league as good ole mud...give me some credit

Fear Unfathomed
01-20-2011, 09:47 PM
Shane - you are cracking me up!!!

Ok, Larry, let's hear your nominations!! And uh, way to keep them positive. lol Don't make me moderate you...


Here's some more:

Most likely to end up with boob lady
Most inspiring
Person you want to meet the most in person
Best comeback in chat

Darkangel
01-20-2011, 10:21 PM
Worst Thread.....The Inflatable Turd
Spends most time on the forum...Shane
Shit-Stirrer..... Shane(involved in every argument since he's started) I confess me too
Most Helpful..... Allen H
Most beloved...Sue
Most informative posts...Larry,Allen H
Most positive...Kelly A, Eric L


DA

Tater
01-20-2011, 10:28 PM
Borders people grab the borders...Jim, Grab an EKG machine...we can still save this thread...dont give up now...

Soul Reaper
03-02-2011, 02:32 AM
I think that Hauntworld Awards is an excelant idea. It should and could be done.

MDKing
03-02-2011, 06:37 AM
I think that since we operate our shows to the public and not for each other, it's hard to recognize one other. Our customers buying tickets is the real award or should I say reward. The industry won't pay your actors and your bills, your customers do so they are the ones that really matter in the end.

Allan

Fear Unfathomed
03-02-2011, 11:54 AM
Well yes, the customers are the ones that matter when it comes to INDUSTRY awards, but HAUNTWORLD awards are for the forum so it's up to those of us on the forum to nominate those we think are the best posters, the worst posters, the funniest, etc - it's got nothing to do with anyone's actual haunted attraction! :)

Jolly Pumpkin
03-02-2011, 12:19 PM
I would get the award for the best looking forum poster. Just imagine a tall, dark and handsome man typing this message as wind blows his long blonde hair while his shirt is slightly open to reveal his perfect physique while he scratches an itch on his perfectly chiseled cheek bones. You all are getting turned on, aren't you. Hey, you can't prove anything since many of you have never seen me. I might be Chinese for all you know.

Conishua

Patti Ludwinski
03-03-2011, 11:55 AM
The award for "most posts that make me blush"...And the award goes to... (sound ripping of envelope) ... Well, folks, it's an upset this year. Usually Shane steals this one hands down, but the award goes to...BRAD! Congratulations Brad!

graystone
03-03-2011, 01:56 PM
I demand a recount! Shane and it's calling Charlie Sheens attorney now! Shane

Patti Ludwinski
03-03-2011, 02:34 PM
Funniest goest to NOAH!!!

As for a recount, Shane, you might be right. However, I cannot simply count; I have to go back in time to remember whether the cheeks got a little red.

Lol,
Patti

brad
03-03-2011, 06:05 PM
The award for "most posts that make me blush"...And the award goes to... (sound ripping of envelope) ... Well, folks, it's an upset this year. Usually Shane steals this one hands down, but the award goes to...BRAD! Congratulations Brad!

Go me!!! :D

so would I get a "blushy" award? Maybe it could be a set of rosy red lips (modelled after Patti's, of course) showing off some perfect pearl white teeth (modelled after Patti's, of course) and then there could be a big pair of blushing rosy cheeks attached to them (modelled after Patti's, of course).

Does that sound good?

If not, I'll just take a big picture of Patti with a huge smile on her face!!

I'll frame it. :)

Greg Chrise
03-06-2011, 07:01 PM
Hey Noah, I think you were channeling Dougly DoWright!?! Stay tuned for Moose and Squirrel.

WickedWillow
03-11-2011, 07:02 PM
I would get the award for the best looking forum poster. Just imagine a tall, dark and handsome man typing this message as wind blows his long blonde hair while his shirt is slightly open to reveal his perfect physique while he scratches an itch on his perfectly chiseled cheek bones. You all are getting turned on, aren't you. Hey, you can't prove anything since many of you have never seen me. I might be Chinese for all you know.

Conishua



Sounds vaguely familiar. Have you had any birds fly into you anytime recently? :p