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graystone
02-23-2011, 06:17 PM
Ok here ya go I will start.

White male looking for a good time while in St. Louis be clean and be sure you have no bugs! I will give you my room number when I get checked in. I am free for whatever after TransWorld hours of course! I am also game for a group thing! Shane and it's lets hear your ad's! Shane

This should be good!

damon carson
02-23-2011, 06:24 PM
SWM look for SWF must be between the ages of 18 and 35. Prefferrably attractive or willing to wear a halloween mask. Or can have large chest in exchange for pretty face. Costumes and protection provided. Also looking for couples if you have a g.f. Please p.m if interested.
Damon

graystone
02-23-2011, 06:34 PM
ROTLFMAO!!!!! Oh yeah be of age! Shane and it's LMAO! Shane

mudsticky
02-23-2011, 06:58 PM
i want to meet an attractive person age 18 27 and be interested in halloween at t.w:)
p.s granny plz do not mgs me.

spookhole
02-23-2011, 07:36 PM
SWM Im old enough, Looking for a girl to escort me around the hotel with various farm animals in heels. Might take you to a nice place to eat like White Castle or Hooters. Must love to drink and have a good time, Remember the more you drink the cuter I become. Also a side note I will hump just about anything including Parking Meters, Farm Animals, and other various items. If your nickname is BOOBLADY please seek other people. Also must be comfortable with me stealing your clothes and "Modeling" them around the hotel....but dont get me wrong...NO GAY THINGS

HauntChick
02-23-2011, 07:51 PM
SWF looking to have free drinks and compliments all week/end in exchange for my presence... Tequila is my friend as are Jack and Jim. My room is the after party place. no sleeping allowed. must like halloween, video games, and pandas. no creepers or drama queens, please. non-discriminatory or gender specific. Clean and clean shaven is a must (Just for shane). Warning: crazy random Shiz happens around me. Prepare for anything.

graystone
02-23-2011, 07:56 PM
I think this is best fitting of me behind closed doors! Shane and it's any takers? Shane

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Jolly Pumpkin
02-23-2011, 09:22 PM
I'm looking for an attractive female with big knockers, a tight ass and legs to die for. You need to be between 18-35 years old, but I like milfs also. If you want to dress me up in a baby's diaper and bonnet, I'm okay with that. Don't be too rough with the nuts. You can step on the testies, hook up battery cables to my nipples and spit in my face. But, I'm not looking for anything crazy. You can be tall, but don't try to cover the adam's apple up with a scarf or have a lump in your panties. I don't want the night to end with "The Crying Game Part 2". If you meet these requirements and like a dirty sanchez, an angry dragon or a cleveland steamer, then we can hang out. But I don't want you to get the idea that haunters are weird.

brad
02-23-2011, 09:45 PM
i want to meet an attractive person age 18 27 and be interested in halloween at t.w:)
p.s granny plz do not mgs me.

You didnt specify man or woman!!

damon carson
02-23-2011, 09:51 PM
Im affraid he didnt! Maybe its open to anyone? Even Granny! LOL!
Damon

graystone
02-23-2011, 09:55 PM
Beggers can't be choosers! Shane and it's we will take what we can get at this point! Shane

HauntChick
02-24-2011, 01:03 AM
Im affraid he didnt! Maybe its open to anyone? Even Granny! LOL!
Damon


Granny's open for everyone!

graystone
02-24-2011, 07:00 AM
My private message feature must not be working. Shane and it's I shall wait longer! Shane

Jim Warfield
02-24-2011, 07:23 AM
If you can read this, and it took you longer to read it than it does to unzip your clothes, then I don't want you even if I did.
Nobody even mentioned the barrel in the hotel hallway, near the janitor's closet? The one with the waist-high hole in it.
Whose turn is it next to spend an hour in the barrel?
Butt then, the barell might actually be a halloween prop featuring automatic chomping teeth lined -up with that hole?
See it at the SHOW! right next to Suchers & Realskin's booth.
Splain' that when you get home!
"It was supposed to be a sexy tatoo, just for you Honey! I don't know what went wrong?"

damon carson
02-24-2011, 09:46 AM
Jim that sounds like a bad episode From Tales from the Dark Zone. Tater stay away from that barrel!
Damon

Terrorknight
02-24-2011, 09:57 AM
First off i'd like to say I love HauntChick lol, WM likes dragging girls between the ages of 18 and 30 down the beach at night under a full moon. Making them wine and dinning on them at a nice table for two. Oh and i'm a animal lover. Can't tell you how many times I have written this and never get any takers. Women are just to stuck up these days.

newhorror2010
02-24-2011, 11:45 AM
In the words of Otis from The Devil's Rejects, "I keep my standards low so I'm never disappointed!" So I guess that would mean I'm open to pretty much any clean female!

J/K, I'm attending Transworld JUST for Transworld & of course Larry's haunted attractions!

brad
02-24-2011, 12:47 PM
Well John, I was thinking of using that same line... So if you're only in town for TW, then I'll use that line!!

I'll take anything... especially Booblady!! But I know I've got to have some heavy duty beer goggles on for that to happen. Hell, I might even perform a Harry Houdini on her!! (Catie knows what that is)

For most girls I wont need to be drunk, but just for you ladies... Im much more active with my buddy Jack Daniel's getting me going!! I'll be up for just about anything, except my butt. Dont like to be on the recieving end.. but I'll give you some wherever it needs to go!

Hell, all of us mind warped haunters are gonna be together for this week.. we gotta live a little!! Lets all go find a cemetery!! (Catie should know where Im going with this one too!) lol

FROG ZOMBIE
02-24-2011, 01:11 PM
SGF (Slimy green frog) , 35yrs - Looking for hot toad mama, webbed fingers & toes a MUST. Don't expect this frog to turn into a prince (Actually, it was the other way around). LIKES: Candy corn, slow walks along a muddy pond and Mountain Dew Code Red. DISLIKES: Salt water, bad attitudes and watered down drinks. RIBBIT.

graystone
02-24-2011, 02:41 PM
Dark you point? I mean hell you posted I can tell you only post on worth while topics. I just don't understand you. You don't like the party yet you read and post. Then you don't like this yet you read and post. Dude try to be a little more cool. Life can't be all that bad hell try spreading some laughs and smiles if not for yourself then do it for others! I even think the President talks about other stuff than the state of the U.S. We don't always have to talk about haunt's 24/7. Try coming in chat we talk about everything and sometimes some people here LMAO and no I want name names!

Post on things you like start a post on Owning A Haunted House, starting one, acting in one you know things that apply to you. There is no need for you to keep acting and making smart ass comments. Hey Larry you know what me and you were talking about the other day. I think maybe I was wrong I am now thinking some people just need to go. We could encourage them to go to HauntedAttraction there they can post and no one will care ( can you say dead). Shane and it's you never know! Shane

Jim Warfield
02-24-2011, 04:48 PM
Kudnutt half sed itt bettr myselff(well, maybe tomorrow!)

Jolly Pumpkin
02-24-2011, 06:20 PM
Mudsticky, it can be quite confusing. Some guys at haunt conventions, especially gaming conventions have long hair and man boobs. So, it's either an out of shape guy or a girl with a lot of testosterone. Just check for an adams apple and make sure they don't have a beard or hands the size of frying pans. It's your gamble. But, if you wake up with something in your orifice or your underwear on backwards, don't say I didn't tell you so.

HauntChick
02-25-2011, 12:59 AM
First off i'd like to say I love HauntChick lol, WM likes dragging girls between the ages of 18 and 30 down the beach at night under a full moon. Making them wine and dinning on them at a nice table for two. Oh and i'm a animal lover. Can't tell you how many times I have written this and never get any takers. Women are just to stuck up these days.

Doesn't everyone? :) I'm looking forward to meetin all you guys! I'm Catie, btw. 22 from Shreveport, LA.


Well John, I was thinking of using that same line... So if you're only in town for TW, then I'll use that line!!

I'll take anything... especially Booblady!! But I know I've got to have some heavy duty beer goggles on for that to happen. Hell, I might even perform a Harry Houdini on her!! (Catie knows what that is)

For most girls I wont need to be drunk, but just for you ladies... Im much more active with my buddy Jack Daniel's getting me going!! I'll be up for just about anything, except my butt. Dont like to be on the recieving end.. but I'll give you some wherever it needs to go!

Hell, all of us mind warped haunters are gonna be together for this week.. we gotta live a little!! Lets all go find a cemetery!! (Catie should know where Im going with this one too!) lol

Brad, i just died laughing... and i really hope you and brett have a nice time munging. Cody and I are gonna be partying it up in the Ren.
Also, you are NOT allowed to go within 50 feet of boob lady or i will hit you in the balls, twice. that's my rule for the week.


This is a really good thread. Really bringing out the best and brightest here on the forums. Keep it up ;-)
Umm, in case you haven't noticed, we ARE the best and the brightest. Good call on that one. Sometimes you have to take the stick out of your rectum and live a little. laughter makes you live longer... just sayin you should try it some time.

brad
02-25-2011, 02:19 AM
Also, you are NOT allowed to go within 50 feet of boob lady or i will hit you in the balls, twice. that's my rule for the week.

I might actually like that a little!

graystone
02-25-2011, 06:36 AM
You scare me with your fascination of man boobs is this something we can learn more about maybe in an personal ad? Shane and it's man boob! Shane

Terrorknight
02-25-2011, 06:36 AM
Well is it really a party if your not getting kicked in the balls, I Say Not !!!

Patti Ludwinski
02-25-2011, 03:16 PM
All you people posting age limits...I hate you. You're making me feel really old. Sucks to be 36 I guess!

...not that I was offering myself up to your lude, crude fantasies.

...not that there's anything wrong with that either though.

To each, his own! And thanks for the laugh!

Cheers,
Patti

Jolly Pumpkin
02-25-2011, 03:40 PM
Patti, I don't have a problem with women over 35. Who doesn't like a little aged beef?

PS: I just listened to that in my head and I threw up a little. What's wrong with me? Alot

graystone
02-25-2011, 06:33 PM
I am glad to see you here! I really enjoyed the sexting we did last night. If Larry ever found out he would be so pissed! Anyway I have you down for Thursday Night at 1:00AM! Shane and it's bring back up! Shane

brad
02-25-2011, 08:14 PM
All you people posting age limits...I hate you. You're making me feel really old. Sucks to be 36 I guess!

...not that I was offering myself up to your lude, crude fantasies.

...not that there's anything wrong with that either though.

To each, his own! And thanks for the laugh!

Cheers,
Patti

Now Patti, I never set an age limit!! I'm 28 and I prefer older women. Always have. You know how wine tastes better with age?

That's officially not an offer, but just saying! :)

Cheers to you Patti.

brad
02-25-2011, 08:16 PM
I am glad to see you here! I really enjoyed the sexting we did last night. If Larry ever found out he would be so pissed! Anyway I have you down for Thursday Night at 1:00AM! Shane and it's bring back up! Shane

LMAO!!!

I call dibbs on Friday night.

devolino
02-25-2011, 11:51 PM
I'm laughing SO hard at the varying levels of seriousness here.


Also; I'm rooming with HauntChick up there ^ and she's not joking about not sleeping. It doesn't mean no spending the night, it means we aren't going to sleep. hahahah

HauntChick
02-26-2011, 02:18 AM
I'm laughing SO hard at the varying levels of seriousness here.


Also; I'm rooming with HauntChick up there ^ and she's not joking about not sleeping. It doesn't mean no spending the night, it means we aren't going to sleep. hahahah

haha, true true. There will be round the clock partying. :)

scaryguy666
02-26-2011, 12:56 PM
23 y.o. seeks older female. "I'm talking to granny" for goood time. This does not include knitting or bingo. Turn on's walkers, canes and blue hair. " Again talking to you granny.

devolino
02-26-2011, 09:13 PM
I want you to know the first thing that stood out as strange to me was "must have back."

What do you even mean by that? hahahahah

All American
02-26-2011, 09:22 PM
I want you to know the first thing that stood out as strange to me was "must have back."

What do you even mean by that? hahahahah

remember sir-mix alot he kept saying " baby got back" lol


Brad man Idk but I'm sure most classy broads would find a way hahah

devolino
02-26-2011, 09:25 PM
remember sir-mix alot he kept saying " baby got back" lol


Brad man Idk but I'm sure most classy broads would find a way hahah

oh! that makes sense. hahahahah

i immediately pictured some sideshow act of a lady walking up to you xD

graystone
02-28-2011, 10:02 AM
SWM still looking maybe this will help you get a clear picture of who I would like to spend some special time with after hours at TransWorld and did I mention mine is big? Yeah I have a 45 entertainer coach! Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on what I am l looking for S&M! Shane and it's sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me! Shane

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hauntman666
02-28-2011, 10:29 AM
Were staying at the Drury Inn and im sure will be partying all night also so if anyone wants to join at anytime were always up for a party

graystone
02-28-2011, 01:37 PM
Tell us more about the party? Will everyone be nude? Shane and it's post an ad! Shane

Patti Ludwinski
02-28-2011, 05:49 PM
Ahhhhh....There's nothing like the reference of aged beef and aged wine to make a gal feel young again.

So Brad, the first message wasnt an official offer...right?, but then the 2nd message really seemed like an official offer to me.?.?.?

LOL,
Patti

graystone
02-28-2011, 06:41 PM
If you want to get away from Larry yell at me!!!! My ad is still up! Brad is to young. Shane and it's sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me! Shane

brad
02-28-2011, 09:30 PM
If you want to get away from Larry yell at me!!!! My ad is still up! Brad is to young. Shane and it's sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me! Shane

Shane, you're old and weak.

Im strong and firm like an ox!!

brad
02-28-2011, 09:39 PM
Ahhhhh....There's nothing like the reference of aged beef and aged wine to make a gal feel young again.

So Brad, the first message wasnt an official offer...right?, but then the 2nd message really seemed like an official offer to me.?.?.?

LOL,
Patti

Did I say aged wine?? I meant fine wine. You're like the Dom Perignon of wines! The Louis XVIII of Cognac's!
Patti, I cant compare you to aged beef, or wine. You're better than that. You deserve better than that. I may sound like a immature kid on here sometimes, but I am a gentleman. I can be the nice gentle guy, or the wild boy some women crave.

As far as the offer, I was trying to be modest at first, but when Shane steps in, I fight for what I want!

Also, I am a masseuse. If you ever feel tensed up, or just need to relax, I can help. I can do as much or as little of your body you desire.

You let me know, and I'll be there all weekend long. :)

hauntman666
03-02-2011, 08:58 AM
Shane idk about anybody being nude at this party this time sorry to disappoint but definitely drinking and having fun doing anything. Shane if you want to go streaking around outside the hotel or whatever thats up to you im sure some people would join