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Matt Marich
04-01-2011, 11:18 AM
We are proud to offer a new service for the Haunt Industry, aimed at the hard core serious Haunter. For those that want to continue to scare after their Mortal life has left their bodies, we offer a solution. " Scare-U" is a feature allowing Haunters with financial means to be embalmed, and mounted as a Pneumatic Animatronic, scaring the public for years after your passing. You have many choices, just as you would in choosing a coffin for burial, ( what a waste ):

-Electric Chair, truly the industry classic
-Scarefactory Style Corpse-u-lator, your limb embalmed arms flailing.
-Or mounted as a Gore Galore puppeted costume, hope no one steals our idea.

We know you all have different beliefs and choices in life, so you should be allowed to carry your life passion to the grave...

Cost is only $ 1,000,000.00. for the first ten customers. After that, I'm retired.

Have a Happy April,

Matt Marich
Edge Designs

bhays
04-01-2011, 11:20 AM
Can I make payments or do you need all of that up front? I was going to be frozen like Walt Disney, but this is intriguing.


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damon carson
04-01-2011, 11:25 AM
Lol! This is getting good!
Damon
Frightmasters
www.houseoffright.com