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DeadManWalking
09-15-2011, 09:33 AM
I need some suggestions for lines/dialogue for a butcher shop character. Actor orientation is tonight and I'm coming up empty. Any help is appreciated.

Boni
09-15-2011, 10:17 AM
How would you like your meat sliced?

A pound of flesh for dinner?

Check our out fresh Sam Chops, or if you prefer, Leg of Sam.

Display Sam Chops in the glass case, then have your butcher guy chopping up a guy with a name tage "SAM". "Its so hard to find good help" On the wall have a Butchers assistand wanted sign with "AGAIN" smeared in blood underneth.

Allen H
09-15-2011, 05:54 PM
I need some suggestions for lines/dialogue for a butcher shop character. Actor orientation is tonight and I'm coming up empty. Any help is appreciated.

Tongues are in short supply, now. I can get a good price for yours!

Your liver with a chianti is not fattening.

Even in this econemy, I can get a good price for your intestines.

Those thighs look wonderfully meaty.

My blade could use a sharper edge.

I'm going to use all of you from scream to tail.

You're a little too tall for my spit. We'll have to cut you down to size.

You're not completely useless. I suppose I could make hotdogs out of you.

My balogna has a first name and it's YOU!

I can tell you're of heatry stock. No, I mean the soup kind.

Pig's feet are so last week. I'll use yours.

I'd love to pop you in a crock pot for four hours.

You would actually make salsbury steak edible.

You want to try a "Vince" meat pie?

Welcom to Mc'Dommer"'s.

I'm going to make a barbecue out of you.

I'm sure you'll taste better than cat.

Do you have an organ donor card? I'm looking for parts.

All right! People! I need to order more cellophane and styrofoam trays!

[Pointing at parts] Steaks, sirloin, butt, shoulder, loin, flank, chops, backstrap, etc.

The difference between 'customer' and 'consumed' is three letters.

Marr Branch
09-15-2011, 07:17 PM
Butcher shop. Chainsaw engine . Say nothing.

Marr Branch
09-15-2011, 07:22 PM
It needs to be a real saw!!!!