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TheNightMare
04-15-2007, 12:09 AM
Saw 1's torture scene

Jim Warfield
04-15-2007, 07:37 AM
Obviously being tortured by my favorite female, my wife!
There was a movie, maybe even a made for tv movie? with almost no real sets, just a man and a woman infront of the camera in which he was interrogating her. He pretended to be a person in trouble with the authorities like she was, then switched gears and became her adversary and the psychological interplay between them was incredible but do you think I have a clue as to what it may have been titled? No.
Threaten me, whip me, call me late for supper but I still won't be able to remember it's title!

Funny Bones
04-15-2007, 07:50 AM
having to sit through the movie http://www.TheRoadtoFear.com/joomla/movieposters/may.gif




... but at least she made it upto me after!

Jim Warfield
04-15-2007, 07:57 AM
Have you sat through "The Good Shepard"?
Matt Damon could have easily been replaced with a cardboard cut-out of himself. He spent SO much of that movie staring into the unblinking camera! He didn't blink either!?
This now passes for "Acting"?
The statues in the park are fantastic actors then!
Terrible! Tear-able , rip-able.

xxxdirk
04-15-2007, 09:28 AM
Favorite form of torture, watching the Packers fiddle away another game....

Mr. Chips
04-15-2007, 12:05 PM
What tortue scene are you refering to NightMare? My favorite tortue in a haunt would have to be the electric chair :D Did anyone see the torture scene in Casino Royale? :shock:

alex526
04-18-2007, 01:01 PM
Multiple scenes from the Japanese horror film, "Audition." Particularly the scene where a hammer is being used to pry out someones teeth. A must see horror movie to see.

MMManiac
04-18-2007, 02:54 PM
ANYTHING INVOLVING NEEDLES. HATE NEEDLES WHICH IS FUNNY SINCE IM A PHLEBOTOMIST

redcrowdesign
04-18-2007, 03:09 PM
I am always jocking about hammering someone's balls with an iron hammer if this person done something wrong like stealing money or punching a granny, but seriously, that would be the worst torture a man could face LOL

Also SAW 3 tortures are horrible enough LOL have you ever smelled a rotten pig??

TheNightMare
04-18-2007, 04:42 PM
have you ever smelled a rotten pig??

No, but Ive seen Mythbusters and they deal with dead/rotten pigs on there show. And seeing there reactions regarding the smell is priceless. haha

redcrowdesign
04-19-2007, 09:57 AM
have you ever smelled a rotten pig??

No, but Ive seen Mythbusters and they deal with dead/rotten pigs on there show. And seeing there reactions regarding the smell is priceless. haha

Oh, it's not enough to see the reactions LOL our neighbors, and I don't mean close neighbors, I mean some neighbors of like 5 blocks away, they had a pig and they went away some day and left the damn pig to starve. We heard the poor animal screaming for weeks till the screaming seaced, then one day I was walking by, near the wall and sensed a vomitive smell in the air, argh!! it REEKED!!! I remember I was almost rolling on the floor yelling "make it stop" LOL no, just kidding, but seriously, the smell was so intense that I was about to puke and I must say I can tolerate a WIDE range of vomitive smells.
Now, I can't IMAGINE what it would be like to 'swim' in a rotten pig 'soup' like that poor bastard in the move :shock: LOL

Also once I was playing in the snow, back in russia, when I was like 6 years old and shoved my hands into the snow till they turned blue, boy, I can tell you the pain was AMAZING LOL. Also, I was swimming in a pool in veracruz, I was like 19 years old, and then the weather changed suddenly, a hurricane was near the coast and it was chilly, so I went out if tthe pool, and my wet body suddenly started to freeze LOL not literally, but it was really cold. Well, based in those two experiences, to be freezing like the poor girl in the movie, I think it's a horrible torture...

brad
04-19-2007, 10:12 AM
ANYTHING INVOLVING NEEDLES. HATE NEEDLES WHICH IS FUNNY SINCE IM A PHLEBOTOMIST


Phlebotomist? What's that?


I loved the eyeball scene from Hostel.

MMManiac
04-19-2007, 10:33 AM
ITS A PERSON WHO DRAWS BLOOD FROM PATIENTS IN A HOSPITAL.

SEAN

Jim Warfield
04-19-2007, 12:46 PM
Maybe 25 years ago a local man was messing with about three other guy's wives.
They snatched him right off the street one night and took him to a cornfield.
Held him down, pulled down his pants, slapped two bricks together and some things happened to get caught between a brick and a brick place
("Rock & A hard place")
Then they drove him to the hospital emergency room and left.

It kind of slowed down his "romantic" thoughts and actions.......

The bricks could have been 150 year-old old soft bricks or pavers that are very hard.
"Would you like some mortar with those?"

Nightmaretony
04-19-2007, 01:00 PM
None, I am VERY anti shaudenfreude.

redcrowdesign
04-19-2007, 02:21 PM
Maybe 25 years ago a local man was messing with about three other guy's wives.
They snatched him right off the street one night and took him to a cornfield.
Held him down, pulled down his pants, slapped two bricks together and some things happened to get caught between a brick and a brick place
("Rock & A hard place")
Then they drove him to the hospital emergency room and left.

It kind of slowed down his "romantic" thoughts and actions.......

The bricks could have been 150 year-old old soft bricks or pavers that are very hard.
"Would you like some mortar with those?"

OUCH!!! :shock: poor bastard!!! you know, I was reading the post so fast that I misread the part where you say "25 years ago" first I tought it was 250 years ago LOL then read the part about the E.R. and tought "250 years ago there wasn't E.R.'s" so I re-read the whole thing and realised that you actually wrote "25 years ago", this makes me realise how sad is that sometimes we just medievalize when it comes to our wifes, community, property etc.