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Matt Marich
12-25-2007, 08:31 AM
O.K. Here it goes. Sung to the 12 Days of Christmas, feel free to add or modify..,

On the first day of Halloween Transworld brought to me..,

1. ( and a ) A vendor returned phone call..,
2. Two Lightning Controllers.
3. Three Giderflukes.
4. Four Boo Boo Boxes
5. Five Electric Chairs!!!
6. Six Vipers Spitting
7. Seven Crawlers Crawling
8. Eight Wraiths a Dancing
9. Nine Cannons Blasting
10. Ten Machine Guns Firing
11. Eleven Big Big Squeezees
12. 12 Last Rides

Merry Christmas to all and to all a GOOD FRIGHT!!!


Matt and Ann Marich
Edge Designs

bodybagging
12-25-2007, 12:54 PM
Back at ya Matt!

Jim Warfield
12-25-2007, 06:53 PM
"One the first day of December the Spirit of Winter brought to me:

1 Broken back
2 frozen feet
3 frozen extremities (guess?)
4 broken snow shovels
50 mile-an-hour winds
6 to 3 inches of freezing rain
24 inches of snow
73 billion ornamental snowflakes all over my walks and drive
16 degree below zero wind chills
..and not 1 customer to see a year-round haunted frozen house!

Go Figure?

Smiley
12-25-2007, 08:12 PM
Ooo, ooo, Smiley wants to try.

On the first day of Halloween Dr. Pain brought to me..,

1. ( and a ) A Trans-orbi-tal lo-bot-o-my..,
2. Two Blood Packs
3. Three Straitjackets
4. Four Rusty Knives
5. Five Electric Shocks
6. Six Sticks-a-Bashing
7. Seven Patients Prowling
8. Eight Heads-a-Rotting
9. Nine Shots Injecting
10. Ten Drills Drilling
11. Eleven Strangers Screaming
12. Twelve Some-things

Jim Warfield
12-25-2007, 11:31 PM
Brought to me: One indictment
Two escourting officers tripping me
Three dead bodies -still dead.
Four newspaper reporters (fortunately)
Five squad cars flashing
Six-six-sixty sixes.
Seven seventh sons
Ate part of the autoposy evidence
Nine- no in German, (I'm sort of innocent!")
A "10" She had been.
Eleven invisible midgets beating me in my cell.(I knew I shouldn't
have got that pocket phone!)
twelve peirs all voting upon my punishment

Sounds like "Court TV" to me!

A new board game carved from a prison bar of soap.