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Jim Warfield
02-14-2008, 04:45 PM
By the government of China!
They don't want to impare the normal developement of their small children.
This was a scrolling blurb across the bottom of CNN's broadcast this afternoon, so tough luck for guys that trade internationally like Larry if this is true?
Sorry.
So where would some parents be in their child-rearing if there was no horror available?
"Billy! Pick up your room right now or I will have Dracula come and chew on your neck tonight!"
"Cut it out Mom, Freddy Kruger never showed up last week when you said he was going to."
...then right on cue, Dad starts the chainsaw outside the bedroom window!

Barry
02-14-2008, 04:54 PM
Here is a link:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080214/od_nm/ghosts_dc_1

Greg Chrise
02-14-2008, 06:16 PM
I can no longer do wild and crazy things at the Chinese Buffet? Like switching out fortune cookies to get the best saying? Or actually ordering coffee instead of tea which might be considered a more oriental themed beverage?

All because of the Special Olympics?

Jim Warfield
02-14-2008, 07:53 PM
Quick everyone sell your stocks in those China streetcorner video venders!
They're gunna take a big dip!

creep house
02-14-2008, 08:23 PM
I Have A Great Idea............hey China Stop Making Kids!,
Then You Don`t Have To Worry About Them Getting Scared!!!
Not To Mention Alot Less Trash In The World!!!!

Jim Warfield
02-14-2008, 09:00 PM
As poor of a country as China is, I would guess that they recycle their trash without even having to think about it.
Pollution? That comes from all the new factories building stuff for US to buy at a discount price..but they are left with the residues and poor health potential.

Warren Vanderdark
02-15-2008, 05:44 AM
Odds are that the Chinese government banned horror and mystery because they didn't want anyone competing with THEM...

MDKing
02-15-2008, 06:15 AM
Well said, Warren.

Allan

Empressnightshade
02-15-2008, 08:14 AM
All because of the Special Olympics?
I'm sure you meant well when you wrote those words, but remember.... the Special Olympics and the regular Olympics are two different things. Some of us have children and relatives who could qualify to be participants in the Special Olympics, so please be careful.

Now, back to the thread topic.....

"...graphic, pirated sex and horror movies..." Funny how horror is linked in with pirated sex. Are their convictions really that strong when it comes to horror? I wonder why.

Greg Chrise
02-15-2008, 09:46 AM
The regular Olympics, spending billions and billions to clean up a squaller village, build an entire city for a month long event and put on a false politically correct show for the world and good will is retarded. Which using the word retarded is a figure of speech.

I'm not real sure why I'm reponding to this or justifying myself. Are you the same one that is thinking of swearing and having scenes inspired by "Deliverance" in their haunt? As a man I find the squeal like a pig reference, highly irrehencable. I can't even spell irehencible!

Just because that was even mentioned on this forum I might never read a post on here ever again. I might unsubscribe from any and all questionable threads.

Not.

Maybe we are all retarded and that's why we check in here 10 times a day. Or is it just me.

Crap, I gotta go to work.

Empressnightshade
02-15-2008, 10:04 AM
I'm not real sure why I'm reponding to this or justifying myself. Are you the same one that is thinking of swearing and having scenes inspired by "Deliverance" in their haunt? As a man I find the squeal like a pig reference, highly irrehencable. I can't even spell irehencible!

Crap, I gotta go to work.
Because you're predictable. LOL! You did exactly as I thought you would. And YES!! This is the same one and proud of it! -- cursing and having a child with special needs -- one has nothing to do with the other. On second thought, having a child with special needs makes you wanna curse at times..... ;)

Jim Warfield
02-15-2008, 10:33 AM
Last night on CNN there was an old news story about Mao asking Henry Kissenger if the USA wanted to have China send us several thousands of their women?
Later Mao upped his offer to several million Chinese women!?
Mao was quoted as saying "Our women have too many babies, we are a very poor country because of this, make you a deal on these women?"
This is why China has So many kids, Chinese women just have babies and I guess the Chinese men have nothing to do with this process, WOW!
I'd be sending those women away too, ever heard of the parthegenous turkey?
she needs no male contact to fertilize her eggs, but they only can then give birth to female turkeys.
Women like this will be taking over the earth!
Run! Hide! Put on a wig and a dress!

Empressnightshade
02-15-2008, 10:35 AM
Last night on CNN there was an old news story about Mao asking Henry Kissenger if the USA wanted to have China send us several thousands of their women?
Later Mao upped his offer to several million Chinese women!?
Mao was quoted as saying "Our women have too many babies, we are a very poor country because of this, make you a deal on these women?"
This is why China has So many kids, Chinese women just have babies and I guess the Chinese men have nothing to do with this process, WOW!
I'd be sending those women away too, ever heard of the parthegenous turkey?
she needs no male contact to fertilize her eggs, but they only can then give birth to female turkeys.
Women like this will be taking over the earth!
Run! Hide! Put on a wig and a dress!
Are u serious? LOL!!

Jim Warfield
02-15-2008, 07:46 PM
This news story was on cnn last night. The parthegenoius turkey is true too.
I just had a thought! I wonder if this women offer from Mao was just his personal plot to get rid of his wife and daughters?

Greg Chrise
02-15-2008, 07:58 PM
World domination by generations later not having enough eggressive males to defend a country. Since we are posting in mixed company, I mean males wishing to be agressive, not that a women couldn't perform the duties of defending the country. Then the 2015 version of Martha Stewart or Oprah can form the one world government.

This concludes this Hauntworld politically correct moment.

Greg Chrise
02-15-2008, 08:01 PM
I think we better find out if Hillary is the genetic decendant of Gengis Khan right now! Even Kubla Khan, Kukla Fran and Olie?

Jim Warfield
02-16-2008, 01:24 PM
Having a puppet as our "leader"? This should be something that we are used to by now.
Life training situation for a future president:

"Remain in the car, roll down the windows...all right, where'd the beer come from?"
Four people all turn and point at one guy.
"Did you provide the beer, Sonny?"
"Yes, officer, I'm sorry, it won't happen again, sir."
"I'm surprised at you ----, what would your big, rich, important Father think of you right now if he knew?"
"What would your Wife think of my Dad firing you Officer?"