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mechanicalape
03-30-2008, 09:12 AM
Press Release

For Immediate Use


March 30, 2008

TransWorld Exhibits, Inc. is excited to announced that it's annual Halloween, Costume and Party Show/Haunt and Attractions Show will be moving to Basra, Iraq in 2009!

The TransWorld directors developed the idea with hopes that the threat of physical violence and bodily harm to attendees would quickly detract from the uproar in the "Las Vegas vs. Chicago vs. Houston vs. Larry Kirchner's back yard" debate.

Rubie's has just released word that each attendee will be getting an official Rubie's flak jacket at check in!

Be sure to keep an eye out for the new HauntWorld Magazine that will include a "Please Don't Shoot The Americans!" window cling for your hotel rooms and tour bus windows!

See you all in Basra in '09! Duck and cover, bitches!

hauntedhousenut
03-30-2008, 09:27 AM
You forgot to mention the free training video from Hilliary Clinton, on how to avoid sniper fire when getting off a plane in a hostile area!

hauntedhousenut
03-30-2008, 09:29 AM
You forgot to mention the free training video from Hilliary Clinton, on how to avoid sniper fire when getting off a plane in a hostile area!

hauntedhousenut
03-30-2008, 09:30 AM
You forgot to mention the free training video from Hilliary Clinton, on how to avoid sniper fire when getting off a plane in a hostile area!

Gore Galore
03-30-2008, 09:32 AM
Sweet!

I have always wanted to see a terrorist "BUSH" attack first hand.
I mean Bush defending our country "HIS OIL".

Hell, I don't know what I mean.
Or do I?

Gore Galore
03-30-2008, 09:33 AM
Sweet!

I have always wanted to see a terrorist "BUSH" attack first hand.
I mean Bush defending our country "HIS OIL".

Hell, I don't know what I mean.
Or do I?

bodybagging
03-30-2008, 09:48 AM
Its about time that someone posted the CORRECT INFO!

xxxdirk
03-30-2008, 11:41 AM
LOL< good job! I am there for sure. Now people will not be able to whine about the weather. being too cold, and for entertainment we can watch our guys chase those crazy suicide bombers. And instead of the $28 buffets we can eat at the 2 kuhran buffet which will include all the grapes you can eat and collect cards from pimps touting Camels and sheep direct to your room!

xxxdirk
03-30-2008, 11:43 AM
I am there for sure. Now people will not be able to whine about the weather. being too cold, and for entertainment we can watch our guys chase those crazy suicide bombers. And instead of the $28 buffets we can eat at the 2 kuhran buffet which will include all the grapes you can eat and collect cards from pimps touting Camels and sheep direct to your room!

drfrightner
03-30-2008, 07:01 PM
Funny!

Larry

Hell American Freak
03-30-2008, 07:36 PM
Be sure and stay clear of the "Viva Bombed Out Bunker Tour". I hear they are struggling to secure pigs for the BBQ, and there is delay with the delivery of the complimentary M40 Gas Masks. In an emergency the free issue of Hauntworld can be used as a Hijab for the female members of your group.

Murphy
03-30-2008, 08:11 PM
I think Al-Jazzera already has an interview set up with Scarefactory's design team. Can you get a DUI in a tank?

Killer Katie
03-30-2008, 09:51 PM
I can't wait to dust off my bloody burka! Woohoo! At least it'll be warm!

elswarro
03-30-2008, 10:58 PM
Funny thing is......i have already been there........

neffuri27
03-31-2008, 11:10 AM
I will be there for sure.giggles
No matter where it is.

Is there an echo in here?

Kimmy

Mr. Haunt
03-31-2008, 12:36 PM
This is a joke right?



Mr. Haunt

Hell American Freak
03-31-2008, 12:52 PM
No joke,

The show has been scheduled to coincide with the impending withdraw of American troops. The opening dinner and presentations are set to be held at Saber Stadium in Baghdad. There will then be a series of continuous armed escorts to shuttle show attendees to the site of the convention in Basra.

Smiley
04-01-2008, 05:48 PM
See you all in Basra in '09! Duck and cover, bitches!

Don't forget to watch the saftey video!

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