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professornightmare
07-04-2008, 10:57 AM
The powers at be have informed me that the Halloween show will be moved this year to a huge storage loft located inside an actual UFO. That way we can change location daily to remain unpolitical. Thank god..and no Jim W. ...you're not driving this craft! ;)

Jim Warfield
07-04-2008, 01:01 PM
John, you under rate me! I have been "Driving this Craft" for 20 years now!
The "craft" of making a living haunting while spending very little, but then praying to the minor god of roadkills has paid off and he has been generous over the years.
Raccoon skeletons can pass for human with a small human-looking skull to replace the raccoons, there you go, my trade secret giveaway for the holiday.

Jim Warfield
07-04-2008, 01:13 PM
Our Chief of Police saw a UFO land in the city graveyard around 1961, he was on duty, on patrol at the time, it was very early in the morning, it scared the crap out of him! I don't think he ever got over the experience.
6,400 cold, hard stones up there on that hill AND a whole lot of dead people!
The creek behind my house goes downstream and wraps around the cliff that holds the graveyard, it's a lonely place.
They placed it on the other side of the water to keep the spirits imprisoned on their side of the water, or so was the thinking many years ago....
John Floyd took some beautiful video of that graveyard, one of those rare Transworlds that saw beautiful summer-like weather..or maybe it was just a hallcination?

Greg Chrise
07-04-2008, 02:08 PM
I'm afraid this would be bad for vendors. Would you rather study advanced alien technology or see pnuematically flopping latex?

shawnc
07-04-2008, 03:10 PM
Greg, How does that apply to haunters? Isn't the pnuematically flopping latex on display at the big sex toys trade show in Vegas next month?

Greg Chrise
07-04-2008, 03:44 PM
That's entirely different, that's puematically flopping silcone. But, now you have me wondering about all the other uses for a haunt controller?