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Jim Warfield
08-12-2008, 09:19 PM
What an idea for a porbrain like mine,

Greg Chrise
08-12-2008, 09:34 PM
I'm already hearing the dialog!?!

Have you been a good little turd?

Yeeeaass?

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! (flush)*

*Australain attractions must be set up to rotate counter clockwise.

Think of the merchandising! Poo Hats! Poo lapel pins! Mister Hanky the Chistmas Poo CDs DVDs and Stationary! Glow in the dark poo! Face painting.

Who gives a poo magazine!

Skeleton trees rendered in poo, competions for the young ones!

Frighteners Entertainment
08-12-2008, 09:56 PM
A most entertaining post amidst the busy season.
Thank you both Jim and Greg, a needed smile was obtained.

Greg Chrise
08-12-2008, 10:27 PM
"We're Number One In the Number Two Attractions"

The slogan on a poop shaped mylar baloon.

Year 5 we make enough for a Turd Blimp!


The wall of poo...Poloroids of achievements generally created and reported during vacations poos

We bring back Smell O Vision!

The extended dance mix version of you can't touch this.

SheDevil
08-12-2008, 10:34 PM
One slogan could be as simple as "We scare the poo out of you" or "Scaring the poo out of customers since 2008"

And then the poo photos could be of the poo scared out of everyone.

Oh My God! Now you've got me joining in the insanity (see my biggest fear)!

Jim Warfield
08-12-2008, 10:43 PM
"Uhgm. SheDevil Expresses fear, Kemosabe."
"Yes, Tonto, this is a new devilment,er , developement!"

Haunting Copy
08-12-2008, 10:59 PM
I dare one of y'all to build it. I sooooo dare you!

Just imagine the publicity! It'd be ALL OVER YouTube, LOL.

Y'all know there's a kids' book out there called, "Everyone Poops."
It originated in Japan and it became so popular that they translated
it into English, and - big surprise - it's been a big hit here, too. :)

Sarah

SheDevil
08-12-2008, 11:14 PM
Sarah,

Your book reference reminded me of REM's song "Everybody Hurts." Do you think somebody could rewrite the lyrics into "Everybody Poops" for a theme song for the you-tube video for the haunt that one of these guys will surely create since you dared them?

SheDevil

Jim Warfield
08-12-2008, 11:25 PM
I have had a copy of that "Everybody Poops" book in my customer's bathroom for several years, I think of it as an instruction manual for them.
I also made a sheet metal cover for the book and attached a chain and attached the chain to the wall to avoid finding that book floating.

One night that chained book fell from it's shelf, swung down, smacked the toilet tank real hard , making a loud noise.
Nobody had been in the bathroom for probably 5 minutes, no running or door-slamming going on to possibly vibrate it off the shelf.
This is a haunted house.
A surveilence camera recorded the sound of it happening as the camera pointed toward the open bathroom door, it crashed about 5 seconds after the automatic light shut off in the bathroom.

Haunting Copy
08-12-2008, 11:29 PM
Sarah,

Your book reference reminded me of REM's song "Everybody Hurts." Do you think somebody could rewrite the lyrics into "Everybody Poops" for a theme song for the you-tube video for the haunt that one of these guys will surely create since you dared them?

SheDevil

SheDevil,

I sure don't see why not. Great idea!

See, guys, you've already got it coming together. ;)

Sarah

Haunting Copy
08-12-2008, 11:32 PM
One night that chained book fell from it's shelf, swung down, smacked the toilet tank real hard , making a loud noise.
Nobody had been in the bathroom for probably 5 minutes, no running or door-slamming going on to possibly vibrate it off the shelf.
This is a haunted house.
A surveilence camera recorded the sound of it happening as the camera pointed toward the open bathroom door, it crashed about 5 seconds after the automatic light shut off in the bathroom.

Well, imagine how frustrated *you* would be if you were a ghost
stuck in the bathroom and couldn't go poo anymore!

FearSeeker
08-12-2008, 11:37 PM
I think all of you have lost your minds. You are all just too funny!

SheDevil
08-12-2008, 11:39 PM
Well, I'm still in denial about that. As far as I know, I'm perfectly sane or at least not totally insane yet..

Haunting Copy
08-12-2008, 11:40 PM
Well, I'm still in denial about that. As far as I know, I'm perfectly sane or at least not totally insane yet..

Then you haven't read my post over at "What's YOUR worst fear?" ;)

Sarah

FearSeeker
08-12-2008, 11:41 PM
Well, I'm still in denial about that. As far as I know, I'm perfectly sane or at least not totally insane yet..

OK, if you say so, but you may want to see somebody about that. I'm really just messing with you. :cool:

SheDevil
08-12-2008, 11:45 PM
Then you haven't read my post over at "What's YOUR worst fear?" ;)

Sarah

No, I haven't had time because I've been listening to all the people chatting in my head. Just joking!

FearSeeker
08-12-2008, 11:54 PM
No, I haven't had time because I've been listening to all the people chatting in my head. Just joking!

People chatting in your head? No, you don't have a problem. :cool:

Jim Warfield
08-13-2008, 12:00 AM
..of chirping insects! Sometimes they get so loud, then the Raid gets sprayed in one ear and they all come drunkenly running out the other ear!
No problem hear! Here.
Now if I could get them to not slam the door on the way out!

SheDevil
08-13-2008, 12:00 AM
Certainly not a problem I'll admit to. lol

SheDevil
08-13-2008, 12:02 AM
..of chirping insects! Sometimes they get so loud, then the Raid gets sprayed in one ear and they all come drunkenly running out the other ear!
No problem hear! Here.
Now if I could get them to not slam the door on the way out!

Ahhhh, Jim. Sounds like you must be a real airhead but the bugs have found a home there. lol Good for you. Providing shelter for the homeless.

Jim Warfield
08-13-2008, 12:12 AM
For "Homeless" insects they sure blow alot of their no-income on porno magazines that they keep leaving laying around inside of my head!
For years they would leave the magazines open to the joke section but recently it's been the fold-outs!

Greg Chrise
08-13-2008, 02:40 AM
I'm not really sure, but I think when I'm asleep, the insects inside my head are selling crack or something. There's way too much traffic over the left side of my face at night. I could just be buggy about this though.

Have your bugs buzz my bugs, we'll do lunch.

FearSeeker
08-13-2008, 04:35 AM
OK, folks, what started off as a perfectly respectable thread on creating an inflatable turd haunt with a poop theme, complete with YouTube videos and theme song has gotten way off topic. How did this thread disintegrate into discussions of mental cases, biggest fears, and nut jobs, to airheads, to bug infestions between the ears, to bug partying with travel going on in heads? Are we serious people?

Just trying to get you back on track. Fearseeker and to borrow from Shane, it's Topic Monitor Fearseeker this time.

Say that with a straight face twice.

Jim Warfield
08-13-2008, 07:05 AM
The bugs in my head made me do it!
Hear them now?
There they go again.."Chee Chee Schicka-shicka, shika-chee!"
Now multiply this times 1,000!
I gota keep busy, otherwise I hear them way too plainly.
If only I had an inflatable turd to fit in my ear-hole, real turds dry out too quick or run down my jaw/cheek.
Sounds like another costume possibility -Chitt/ 4 /brainz!"

Greg Chrise
08-13-2008, 10:05 AM
I have been trying to get my bugs to move to a lovely pink and white styrofoam barbie gated comunity but, NO, it's all too cute for them, they say it will effect their crack business. I added towers made of toilet paper rolls and even amptheaters carved from cup cakes.

I do declare, if they do move in it will all be gone with the wind. But, I'll think about that another day. Poop.

There back on track! Here's saluting you, stool sample inspecting scientists (sung in the bck ground like a Budwieser comercial)

FearSeeker
08-13-2008, 10:30 AM
If only I had an inflatable turd to fit in my ear-hole, real turds dry out too quick or run down my jaw/cheek.
Sounds like another costume possibility -Chitt/ 4 /brainz!"


Jim, sounds like the perfect costume for you to wear while you're leading folks through your haunt. You can even introduce yourself as Chitt/ 4 /brainz. You've already told us somewhere in your over 7000 posts (I don't dare try to find it) that they think you're crazy anyway, so I think this will work for you.



I have been trying to get my bugs to move to a lovely pink and white styrofoam barbie gated comunity but, NO, it's all too cute for them, they say it will effect their crack business. I added towers made of toilet paper rolls and even amptheaters carved from cup cakes.

I do declare, if they do move in it will all be gone with the wind. But, I'll think about that another day. Poop.

There back on track! Here's saluting you, stool sample inspecting scientists (sung in the bck ground like a Budwieser comercial)


Frankly, my dear Greg, I don't give a darn, but your bugs may. I know exactly where we can find them a lovely Barbie home like that you describe, and I think that once they see it, they will be so excited they will leave your head and move into the shade of their new home.

OK, are we all settled now? If so, then back to the real discussion at hand (or whatever body part you prefer): poop and the inflatable turd haunt. :cool:

Jim Warfield
08-13-2008, 12:15 PM
I don't use and poop running from my ear because it leaves the issue of my actual sanity in doubt or up for grabs since I will alternate from being the guy who might be alot smarter than they are to the guy who might be going to have them in his breakfast sausage tomorrow morning.
I always "Love" those who critiscize my life choices and say I must have "Too much time on my hands", and this is coming from the self-proclaimed champion at holding the barstool down with their anus 60 hours a week, every week.
Butt then again I don't know everything, maybe he is making big money in scientific rear-search being the Guiness Pig, testing anus blister medicine?

damon carson
08-13-2008, 02:41 PM
Enough of the potty humor already! LoL!
Damon

FearSeeker
08-13-2008, 06:54 PM
So Damon, no potty humor in this thread labeled "An Inflatable TURD!"

What shall we return to? The bug porn in Jim's head? He says he's no longer seeing the joke sections of the porn magazines but instead the bugs are leaving their porn in his head open to the fold-outs.

I'm guessing that the size of the fold-outs would vary depending on whether he's got arachnids (with 8 legs) or actual insects (with only 6 legs) in his head because I would think they would look at porn of their own kind.

What do you think? Maybe we should ask Jim. And perhaps we should go back to working on that inflatable haunt. :cool:

Jim Warfield
08-13-2008, 07:37 PM
"What is it?"
"It looks sort of like..naw, can't be...it is! A giant turd!"
"I thought the primarys were over?"
"It's for the election, Stupid!"
"Well whose campaign headquarters is the giant turd?"
"You know whose."
(Insert your favorite name here~~~~~~~ )

Where is that guy, Dick Puck? Was that his name? The old political practical joke player?
He could use a giant turd to the best possible advantage probably.

Greg Chrise
08-14-2008, 12:20 AM
This morning I combed my hair and all the little bug Tv antennas fell into the sink. They were only intrested in getting the little barbie corvette and returned to my head. Driving around in that damn little car, getting in and out of it like it was a clown car with how many bugs can get out of a pink corvette.

It seems they had TV just long enough to see the opening ceremonies to the China Olymics and are currently escavating for their very own Olympic Village.

There is just enough escavated now that I don't care.

FearSeeker
08-14-2008, 12:45 AM
Do any of these bugs say "Math class is tough" because if so, I've heard that those bugs should have been recalled.

FearSeeker
08-14-2008, 12:54 AM
When I was growing up, we believed (wrongly of course) that if we dug a hole deep enough, we could dig all the way to China. Perhaps that's what the bugs believe. Maybe they are trying to dig deep enough to attend the Olympic games.

In any event, it sounds as if you are getting a free lobotomy, courtesy of your friendly fashion barbie bugs. What a deal! You can't beat that!

Jim Warfield
08-14-2008, 01:07 AM
I think those bugs just want to attend the olympic locker rooms.
Where the real action is!
"It's the true adventures of Suzy Masoose! Action packed mis-adventures, you'll hear her say:"Are you my Daddy?" In 14 different languages!
"Wanna be my Daddy?"

FearSeeker
08-14-2008, 01:43 AM
Now I really do believe the bugs have left porn magazines in your head! :cool:

Greg Chrise
08-14-2008, 01:44 AM
Bugs being in the frontal lobe and digging to China could bring this right back to poop again, if I just had a conversion chart of bug munching rates and a slide rule I would know when to head toward the bathroom. It isn't in my little red book!

Then it would be a scene from CHIPS where the pink corvette paralously rides the water vortex of death. Call for back up Ponch! Look out for that floater!

I think the bugs that say math sucks are different "bugs". Thats like Sal Monella and Mister Tomaine that are really bacteria. Because they are on the payolla of the government health PSAs and are fighting for air time. Much slower munch calculation. Or perhaps faster if they haze a few enzymes into being their kind. Still very threatened by an impromptu Olympic event. Little judges with numbered cards on the toilet tank.

Nano technology isn't quite what it should be to crash this market sellng them really super small micron sized pink corvettes and barbie glitter cell phones so this entire concept is simply years ahead of it's time. We'll review this subject in a decade or so. We'll party like its 2099. Yes it's the purple Prince bug.

Hmmm, paramesium ken and ameba barbie, nucleic acid skipper and the nano glitter pony. Oh, no stay away from that difussion membraine! Poly peptide hair coloring sold seperately.

Damon? Is there fluid coming out of your ears?

FearSeeker
08-14-2008, 01:49 AM
Wait a minute. If it's the purple Prince bug, then shouldn't we be talking about a little red corvette instead?

And since you don't have a slide rule, will an abacus help at all?

Greg Chrise
08-14-2008, 01:52 AM
Oh, god

Now I know why I'm so tired. the little sons of bitches have a bug stargate in my head and can pop in at any time. They have little jumper cables clamped onto my very life force. How long can it possibly last.

That's how there can be a pile of poop with no activity and then all of a sudden there's hundreds of them. Interdimensional bug superhighways riding the wave of heavy metal deposits from earlier crude dentistry materials. The cows knew all along. They aren't home yet. Aliens!

FearSeeker
08-14-2008, 02:00 AM
I'm sorry, but where's Jim or Damon when we need them? Sarah? SheDevil? I just don't quite know how to respond to this. Hmmmm.... Can you fill your head with something else now so that when they return they will have nowhere to land? :cool:

Haunting Copy
08-14-2008, 09:48 AM
I'm sorry, but where's Jim or Damon when we need them? Sarah? SheDevil? I just don't quite know how to respond to this. Hmmmm.... Can you fill your head with something else now so that when they return they will have nowhere to land? :cool:

Hmm. Well, in *my* head, I was just reading all of this and thinking . . .

W.T.F.?!

Haunting Copy
08-14-2008, 09:52 AM
Any of y'all ever see a Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man"? It was one
of Twilight Zone's most popular.

Well, a couple nights ago, I thought how cool it would be to have a whole
haunt dedicated to all things bug: "Bug Buffet."

Now take "Bug Buffet" and mix in the special element of "To Serve Man,"
and I think you'd have a pretty cool haunt.

(If you have not seen "To Serve Man," you must go and get it pronto!
Please, no one spoil it for the young-uns.) ;)

Sarah

FearSeeker
08-14-2008, 01:27 PM
Hmm. Well, in *my* head, I was just reading all of this and thinking . . .

W.T.F.?!

Well, so was I, but I was going with it. :cool:

FearSeeker
08-14-2008, 01:34 PM
Any of y'all ever see a Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man"? It was one
of Twilight Zone's most popular.

Well, a couple nights ago, I thought how cool it would be to have a whole
haunt dedicated to all things bug: "Bug Buffet."

Now take "Bug Buffet" and mix in the special element of "To Serve Man,"
and I think you'd have a pretty cool haunt.

(If you have not seen "To Serve Man," you must go and get it pronto!
Please, no one spoil it for the young-uns.) ;)

Sarah

I have not seen "To Serve Man" that I recall, but my memory isn't always great. However, based on the little you're saying, I'm envisioning something along the lines of "Soylent Green" with Charlton Heston, which creeped me out when I was a kid. Ring any bells? That could be done well in a haunt, I think.

I'm also trying not to give this away, and say that I have one other scenario in mind that could be cool. I have no idea where to get a copy of a single episode of Twilight Zone, so I'm going to try to google it.

FearSeeker
08-14-2008, 03:16 PM
Guess what I found on the internet? It says it's the full episode of "To Serve Man" on CBS:

http://www.cbs.com/classics/the_twilight_zone/video/video.php?cid=649562032&pid=EhJkGeNGuUqJfc9CCfD81h6TpxCIglq1&play=true&cc=2

Haunting Copy
08-14-2008, 09:34 PM
Okay, I have to go watch it. :D

FearSeeker
08-14-2008, 09:36 PM
I did watch it and it did have a theme similar to Soylent Green.

Greg Chrise
08-14-2008, 10:09 PM
Turds Are People! Run for your lives!

Haunting Copy
08-14-2008, 10:57 PM
Damn you, Greg! :roll:

Greg Chrise
08-17-2008, 01:20 AM
Are there any websites with pictures that will let me know how to make a haunted turd tree? lemme know, post it here.:p

Jim Warfield
08-17-2008, 09:36 AM
Extreme danger exists when trying to make the "Turd Tree".
Slip from the ladder and a wooden limb might go exploring you internally!
Then it would be a "Skeleton Tree!", well, at least with one skeleton.

Greg Chrise
08-17-2008, 12:44 PM
A friend of mine lives in a Ken and Barbie pink gated community and we were wondering what kind of glitter and rainbow color to use on a turd tree for the off season.

I'll be checking Utoob for safety videos, I don't want to get reamed!:cool:

FearSeeker
08-17-2008, 01:51 PM
Are there any websites with pictures that will let me know how to make a haunted turd tree? lemme know, post it here.:p

Is this what you had in mind?

http://hauntedturdtree.tribalpages.com/tribe/browse?userid=hauntedturdtree&view=18&pid=1&rand=598443593

It's all I could find on such short notice. :cool:

Greg Chrise
08-17-2008, 06:39 PM
That's exactly why I don't have any kids. It could be bad. I'm saving the planet.

Haunting Copy
08-18-2008, 12:40 AM
gay?

Yo, what it is?

Greg Chrise
08-18-2008, 06:05 PM
Someone contacted me and thought that because my signature said "another fabulous post" that this is some kind of gay code word? That I have no idea about so I thought I better add a disclaimer.

But, since you said "what it is" another clue has been noted. Sorry, not gay.

Haunting Copy
08-18-2008, 07:46 PM
Clue??? Ummm . . . <scratching head>

Greg Chrise
08-18-2008, 08:21 PM
<scratching head> <great quantities of insects come out from some lifted skin>

Detail: Each bug has a little afro, common to a 70's sit com.

FearSeeker
08-18-2008, 08:35 PM
<scratching head> <great quantities of insects come out from some lifted skin>

Detail: Each bug has a little afro, common to a 70's sit com.

But they're movin' on up to the east side?

Haunting Copy
08-18-2008, 08:44 PM
But they're movin' on up to the east side?

Is that where Barbie lives, with her unicorn friends? :D

FearSeeker
08-18-2008, 08:47 PM
That's exactly why I don't have any kids. It could be bad. I'm saving the planet.

According to the haunted turd tree link a few posts above, you have lots and lots of kids. Just click on any of the turds near the top of the tree, and then click on "descendents" to see all the little turds you have created. :cool:

FearSeeker
08-18-2008, 08:52 PM
Is that where Barbie lives, with her unicorn friends? :D

Yes, in the pink gated community with all the glitter and rainbows. ;)

Greg Chrise
08-18-2008, 10:40 PM
Actually they are cows with horns glued on, powdered pink. Not real unicorns.

FearSeeker
08-19-2008, 12:29 AM
Mine is actually a red bull, sugar free. Mooooovin' on up...

Haunting Copy
08-19-2008, 08:23 AM
Actually they are cows with horns glued on, powdered pink. Not real unicorns.

Must you ALWAYS destroy my fantasies, Father Stud Monkey?!

Sarah

Jim Warfield
08-19-2008, 08:27 AM
"Father Stud Monkey" is an actual evolutionary leap, this implies a certain ticklish organ has actually escaped the hand's grip!
There's always a first time for everything!

Greg Chrise
08-19-2008, 12:54 PM
This explains why my under wear isn't fitting just right, my ticklish organ has taken off on it's own adventure 225 miles away with out me knowing it. Watch out for snakes! Don't sit down anywhere. Or if it is "Father" it is already too late?

It's out of my hands now.

The turd tree will be modified, mutated somehow.

Ask Mister Tickish Organ how he intends to support you. Get an insurance policy on him in case he is smashed by a 1500 pound unicorn cow stepping on him.

FearSeeker
08-19-2008, 02:41 PM
Ask Mister Tickish Organ how he intends to support you. Get an insurance policy on him in case he is smashed by a 1500 pound unicorn cow stepping on him.

My, Father, you are sounding a bit, what shall I say, grumpy?

A snake, huh? Quite impressive! However, you did just tell us it has ticks. Not so pleasant. Is that why you're grumpy?

And I do think that haunted turd tree already has some serious issues with all of the inbreeding going on. I'm not sure how a mutation will affect it.

But I do suppose that you should go try to catch your organ (I mean snake) before it gets too far away. We wouldn't want it to get squashed, especially if it has no insurance.

Good luck with that!

Haunting Copy
08-19-2008, 03:28 PM
Yes, beware the 1500 pound pink-powdered cow unicorn with glittering cow pies.

She devours skinny little snakes! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Greg Chrise
08-19-2008, 03:39 PM
A snakes life is HARD

A snake ain't got no medical insurances
A snake ain't got no dental plans
A snake ain't got no social securities
A snake ain't got no 401Ks
A snake ain't got no tripple A's

A snakes Life is HARD

(and apparenly doesn't understand the use of double negatives in grammar)

*adaptation of "A pimps life is hard" rant from the discovery channel

Haunting Copy
08-19-2008, 03:42 PM
A snakes life is HARD

A snake ain't got no medical insurances
A snake ain't got no dental plans
A snake ain't got no social securities
A snake ain't got no 401Ks
A snake ain't got no tripple A's

A snakes Life is HARD

(and apparenly doesn't understand the use of double negatives in grammar)

*adaptation of "A pimps life is hard" rant from the discovery channel

Then snakes should doubly beware those special cow unicorns!

FearSeeker
08-19-2008, 04:36 PM
A snakes life is HARD

A snake ain't got no medical insurances
A snake ain't got no dental plans
A snake ain't got no social securities
A snake ain't got no 401Ks
A snake ain't got no tripple A's

A snakes Life is HARD

(and apparenly doesn't understand the use of double negatives in grammar)

*adaptation of "A pimps life is hard" rant from the discovery channel

Sounds like a Weird Al Yankovich song...???

Jim Warfield
08-19-2008, 05:32 PM
And if that snake doesn't make at least 5 million dollars a year, he's not middle class (J. McCain)
I'm so disgusted! Every year I work so hard, work long hours and only make 4.999 Million dollars each year!
I am trying So Hard just to be middle class and measure up, not be an abject failure.

Greg Chrise
08-20-2008, 02:45 AM
I have been working hard to become an "obtuse" failure, creating my own class in a parallel plane. Yet, still capable of reaching into the other dimension looking for change that fell out of pockets in washers and driers at the laundromat.

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FearSeeker
08-20-2008, 03:18 AM
Yet, still capable of reaching into the other dimension looking for change that fell out of pockets in washers and driers at the laundromat.

Will you look for my missing sock while you're at it?

Haunting Copy
08-20-2008, 03:49 AM
I have been working hard to become an "obtuse" failure, creating my own class in a parallel plane.

You've at least got the "obtuse" part down pat.

Sarah

FearSeeker
08-20-2008, 03:58 AM
You've at least got the "obtuse" part down pat.

Sarah

You are just too funny, Sarah! And I can hear the Texan in ya.

Haunting Copy
08-20-2008, 04:16 AM
Nooooo!!!!!!

Okay, with the exception of that *one*, er, error, could you
hear it otherwise??

FearSeeker
08-20-2008, 04:29 AM
Nooooo!!!!!!

Okay, with the exception of that *one*, er, error, could you
hear it otherwise??


Do I look like I just fell off a turnip truck like ol' Greg there?

I could tinkle on your leg and tell you it's rainin', but shucks, ma'am,

I don't want to tell no fibs.

You sometimes do sound like a Texan but only just made that one mistake in the post above.

Haunting Copy
08-20-2008, 01:21 PM
Just wait 'til I let loose, LOL!

Ol' Father Stud Monkey won't know what in gawd's name to think!

Greg Chrise
08-20-2008, 02:28 PM
Letting "things loose" sounds like years of very expensive reconstructive surgery. I'll start covering all the floors and furniture with plastic liners. Prepare a few sterile coolers to carry the organs to the ER. Just try to keep it all together.

FearSeeker
08-20-2008, 02:45 PM
Letting "things loose" sounds like years of very expensive reconstructive surgery. I'll start covering all the floors and furniture with plastic liners. Prepare a few sterile coolers to carry the organs to the ER. Just try to keep it all together.


It sounds as if you have experience with this. Are you going to fill a bathtub full of ice? Are you one of those perpetrators who removes a kidney or does other unspeakable acts while you're at it???? LOL

Haunting Copy
08-20-2008, 03:16 PM
Yes, I plan on selling all non-vital organs to the black market.

Then nobody can ever say I wasn't worth anything. <rim shot>

Greg Chrise
08-20-2008, 09:05 PM
http://suziblu.typepad.com/.a/6a00e553c9379c883300e553eb56d98833-800wi (http://suziblu.typepad.com/.a/6a00e553c9379c883300e553eb56d98833-pi)
vincent van gogh action figure

Have a seat barbie!

Jim Warfield
08-20-2008, 10:37 PM
Vincent probably removed his one ear when a mysterious voice whispered something way too crazy to be believed, like:"Somday this painting will sell for millions and millions of dollars."
"That is too crazy ear! Off you go!"
If my male anatomy ever spoke I would just pretend I didn't hear it.

FearSeeker
08-20-2008, 11:09 PM
Jim, I have to say it again. You are just tooooo funny!!!

FearSeeker
08-20-2008, 11:11 PM
Oh, and Greg, I forgot to mention that I love your pic of the Van Gogh action figure with the missing ear! LOL

Haunting Copy
08-21-2008, 10:06 AM
Vincent probably removed his one ear when a mysterious voice whispered something way too crazy to be believed, like:"Somday this painting will sell for millions and millions of dollars."
"That is too crazy ear! Off you go!"
If my male anatomy ever spoke I would just pretend I didn't hear it.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Warfield
08-21-2008, 02:51 PM
My previously mentioned male anatomy has been trying to speak for years, I finally taught him sign language...you know the rest...

Greg Chrise
08-21-2008, 05:32 PM
You mean semaphore?

This explains why the front room routine and turning the flashlight on and off (Maritime Morse Code) has gotten longer and longer over the years. In the dark room there are unseen flags waving and subliminal conversations customers may or may not pick up on.

Yet boat traffic on the Galena river is backing up.

Haunting Copy
08-21-2008, 10:24 PM
Greg, is that a . . . flashlight in your pocket?

Greg Chrise
08-21-2008, 10:30 PM
No, I'm just happy to see you.

Haunting Copy
08-21-2008, 10:44 PM
Even though I'm a 1500 pound pink-powdered uni-cow with glittering
cow pies?

Be still, my heart!!

Greg Chrise
08-22-2008, 01:43 AM
Why does this make me want donuts? Pie, Powder? 1500 pounds? Lots of donuts! And something to wash them down....Moooooooo.

Glad to see you!

FearSeeker
08-22-2008, 01:46 AM
Somehow it just makes me want to run for my life!

Haunting Copy
08-22-2008, 01:51 AM
We should meet, y'all. :)

Haunting Copy
08-22-2008, 01:52 AM
We could meet at a doughnut shop. :P

FearSeeker
08-22-2008, 02:04 AM
Yes, except Greg has to avoid cops. Totally kidding!!!

Jim Warfield
08-22-2008, 08:14 AM
Gregg could wear his "Donut Hole Inspector "costume. (Or was that just a general, all-purpose hole-inspector costume? )
I fergit?
I hate it when he marks the columns on his clipboard under the headings of "Seepage" and "Fungus".
If you have the attitude that rubber gloves CAN be reversable, you will be saving money on this costume!

FearSeeker
08-22-2008, 02:13 PM
Gregg could wear his "Donut Hole Inspector "costume. (Or was that just a general, all-purpose hole-inspector costume? )
I fergit?
I hate it when he marks the columns on his clipboard under the headings of "Seepage" and "Fungus".
If you have the attitude that rubber gloves CAN be reversable, you will be saving money on this costume!


Sorry, Jim, but he's not going to be inspecting any of my holes.

I don't care what costume he's wearing,

I don't care which way the rubber gloves are on, and

I don't care whether I'm dead or alive.

It's just not happening. LOL

Greg Chrise
08-22-2008, 07:53 PM
Referring to me As possibly being a general hole inspector sure is flattering, thankyou but, I must amend that I am only a Private hole inspector.

I do have some groovy rubber gloves for acid. The outside is textured and the inside is very smooth. It's a difficult decision. Stick or slip?

Stick Slip
Stick Slip
stick slip
Stick Slip

Everybodies doin' a brand new dance now
<chorus>
Come on baby do the locamotion

FearSeeker
08-22-2008, 08:53 PM
Referring to me As possibly being a general hole inspector sure is flattering, thankyou but, I must amend that I am only a Private hole inspector.

I do have some groovy rubber gloves for acid. The outside is textured and the inside is very smooth. It's a difficult decision. Stick or slip?

Stick Slip
Stick Slip
stick slip
Stick Slip

Everybodies doin' a brand new dance now
<chorus>
Come on baby do the locamotion

Another song I'll never listen to in quite the same way...

And didn't you mean:

Dip Sh*t
Dip Sh*t
Dip Sh*t
Dip Sh*t

Oh, no. I'm sorry. That's me, thinking of you. Kidding, Greg! It's all in good fun!

Greg Chrise
08-22-2008, 09:35 PM
That's a little hard to dance to....That's more like an every day chant. Or something chanted by a group egging on an amature stunt that is sure to end in Epic Fail. Ending up on Whacked out Sports Tv show.

FearSeeker
08-22-2008, 09:53 PM
Now that I've added the quote to my post above, it all makes sense, right?

Oh, yeah! Right!

I had a professor in college (yes, I actually attended) that used to regularly write on the board before his "meaningful" thoughts and lectures:

AAFCPS

After sitting through many classes of this, we finally asked him what that meant, and he told us:

As Any Fool Can Plainly See

It suddenly got much brighter in the room when all the light bulbs went on above everyone's heads - NOT!!! We just felt more foolish than ever. LOL

Greg Chrise
08-22-2008, 10:35 PM
So it take a professional fool to read it with out the quote in there? I could read it the first time. Really! I'm a pro!

I'm somebody!
I'm somebody!

But, don't quote me on that.

FearSeeker
08-23-2008, 12:29 AM
So it take a professional fool to read it with out the quote in there? I could read it the first time. Really! I'm a pro!

I'm somebody!
I'm somebody!

But, don't quote me on that.

Oops! I just realized you said NOT to quote you on that. Sorry!!!

FearSeeker
08-23-2008, 12:44 AM
Something has eaten the teeny tiny dead??? baby scorpion that was on back patio earlier. Any guesses??? I haven't a clue!!!

Jim Warfield
08-23-2008, 03:00 AM
That was no scorpion! It was an alien robot sent to gather information about you, they have retrieved it and are removing it's chips right now. How do I know this?
Am I one of them? No. I just stopped by their new showroom to look at the new models and saw them working on it in the 3 bay.
You will be approached with 48 hours and given a really good deal on their new model.
be careful it might have been a demo.

Greg Chrise
08-23-2008, 08:25 PM
Alert: This scorpion will self destruct in 4, 3, 2, 1. Kaplowieee.

Greg Chrise
08-24-2008, 12:05 AM
Maybe it was teleported? It's the exterminator that are aliens! They's Lizard People!

FearSeeker
08-24-2008, 01:09 AM
Now that you mention it, my most recent exterminator did resemble a lizard! I guess I will have to watch for aliens that resemble scorpions but may in fact be robots that are actually demos. Oh, no!! What will I do if I find them??? Thank goodness tomorrow is another day (hopefully full of soothing pink gated communities, glitter, rainbows, uni-cows, inflatable turd haunts, etc.)...

Greg Chrise
08-24-2008, 07:04 PM
Finally I got word from Queen Suzi. From the one side holographic conversation, I can only suggest that, to keep control of Barbie Land, you must first grab hold of yourself and understand that you are worthy.

Then fashion your own tiara or crown, the more ornate and creative the better and then go to the back patio and survey your domain. You being worthy and having a crown, giving off the general aura of power, and a few queen like waves to the imaginary tree sprites, you should be able to reason with any cyborg scorpions, who are by the way probably just coming up on the porch to give you their last thoughts "You (Insert derogatory gender slang here), you have poisoned us"

Meanwhile I have a threory that the cows might be alien as well. Probably with a fifth stomach that introduces glitter into their poo. As I can only be with you out of body, it is terriby difficult for me to prove this theory.

There you go, stand up straight and don't let them hear you fart.

FearSeeker
08-24-2008, 08:18 PM
Oh my goodness! I think you must have gotten the two of us confused or else Queen Suzi did.

If I'm not mistaken, it is you that likes grabbing hold of yourself. And surely she must have been talking about you making obscene noises. I would NEVER!!!

And I did just encounter a very much alive scorpion in my garage, but it was running for its life.

So I guess I'm off to create my own dazzling headdress, the more spectacular, the better...

Greg Chrise
08-25-2008, 12:39 AM
:confused:Of course non of this advice will be as effective if the scorpions have little tiaras. In that case you are probably going to die eventually of scorpion stings and there is nothing you can do about it except get your affairs in order.

Jim Warfield
08-25-2008, 01:19 AM
Had the inflatable turd as suposed a dog turd.
Set up large speakers outside the victim's house at night , go "Growl! Woof!" into the microphone then inflate the huge dog turd infront of their house filling up their driveway , pressing against their front door and windows.
Think how incredibly scary this would be!
It would have such surreal bad dream qualitys.
I have experienced a similar thing on a smaller scale and it was very upsetting to wake up and discover my pants filled with my own wasteful product.
Maybe this prank would replace the older pranks on Halloween night?
T.P.img someone's yard, house and trees would be a precursor to the giant turd attack!
Well, it would be sort of logical, wouldn't it?

FearSeeker
08-25-2008, 09:00 PM
Oh, no! When I got up this morning, my entire yard and surroundings were covered in toilet paper! A sign of things to come? What shall I do???

Greg Chrise
08-27-2008, 12:08 AM
Quick!
Begin making hundreds of miniature tiaras so when all the little turds show up they can all be queen for a day!

FearSeeker
08-27-2008, 10:34 PM
Tiaras for turds? Now I think I've heard it all.

So doesn't that mean I should make them big enough for some of the people posting on the forum, myself included? LOL - just kidding, my friends!

Greg Chrise
08-28-2008, 12:08 AM
Now you have heard it all now live it ALL!

It's the Tiaras for Turds Labor Day Weekend Telethon!

Yes, thanks to your years of support and donations, scientists are very close to coming up with how flies are able to just show up from nowhere. It may be possible that flies are using turds as invisibility cloaks but, it is going to take a few more millions in research to be sure.

lemme know which wire service to go get the funds!:p

FearSeeker
08-30-2008, 09:12 PM
I'm guessing we haven't heard from you recently because you're working your Labor Day Telethon. Are you passing out tiaras to the visitors? Did you make them yourself? Did Queen Suzi help?

I so hope that Jim will be there with you, also providing lots of humor, entertainment, and demonstrations of inflatable turd haunts and pranks as well as that slice and dance routine we've heard so much about. Oh, and will we finally get to see the bugs that both of you talk about having in your heads?

Hopefully we'll at least catch a glimpse of Sarah (we've missed her recently) with the pink gated community, barbie paraphernalia, uni-cows, glitter, and rainbows.

Where can we watch this extravaganza?

graystone
08-30-2008, 10:13 PM
All this talk of doo doo makes me think. Somthing here is beginning to stink! Shane and its don't look at me I didn't do it Shane this time.

Greg Chrise
08-30-2008, 11:13 PM
Queen Suzi has not put out another broadcast since last Sunday.

Gustov will be here supposedly knocking out power lines by Monday. They have literally turned the parks here into staging areas for evacuations. Busses come in and sign up for where people will be sheltered. It became a catagory 4 today.

No one has sent a dime, so apparenty this is not a worthy cause. Or, some of you have been sitting on your butts eating bon bons!

Even Shane will claim no responcibility for the smells.

3 days of rain will ruin everything as my turds are not water proof. Oh, god the horror, nothing but little tiaras sitting on stains that used to be lovely turds.

Maybe Barbie can show up in the pink plastic turd evacutation bus? To save the day.

FearSeeker
08-31-2008, 01:20 AM
OMG! That's just too freaking wild!

Huh??? Perhaps you have lost your marbles as well???

Jim Warfield
08-31-2008, 02:48 PM
Last night.
Made me real tired, laughing so much, laughing so long, talking when I wasn't laughing, making them laugh all the more!
I didn't guess that my simple minded storyteling finale would ellict such extreme responses from these couple of adults late last night. WOW!
And to think her husband who had been here before waited ten years to come back here!
I turned the lights back on and this woman would not remove her hands from her eyes! She was too scared!
I eventually caught her peeking through a few fingers.
She said , "You shouldn't let anyone else sit in this chair for awhile." (Implying she had peed.)
I asked if maybe she qwas wrong, maybe what she experienced was more like a err-gisumm? (All the laughing, shrieking!)

Greg Chrise
09-03-2008, 10:50 PM
As the group goes to the next room robot arms come out of the piano and walls with hair dryers, moisture sensors and fabric powders. Other arms come out with vacuums to get all the change out of the couch and light up the numbers on the big tote board for the Raven's Grin Inn retirement fund.

DIng ding ding ding dong ding. Hey what did that one suck up?

FearSeeker
09-06-2008, 05:06 PM
Surely we know the difference between sounds of tinkling and err-gisumms?

Must be all of those bugs in your heads that keep you both from hearing well???

Or did the robot arms actually find a petrified turd? And I mean scared to death! No, not that kind of petrified, but once again I'm trying to play topic monitor and get us back to the inflatable turd haunt where we began... LOL

Greg Chrise
09-06-2008, 06:08 PM
I'm not sure what petrified scary Pteridactile poop looks like, if it is in turd form or a large splatty thing on the ground like a bird? There is a Pteridactile up on the side of the Raven's Grin Inn, hence the Grinning Raven.

Also, I'm sure the robots are helpful when customers are left behind stuck to the furniture for some reason.

There was a topic here? And a thread monitor? Can I have the hall pass to go to the bathroom?

FearSeeker
09-06-2008, 06:36 PM
Give me a few minutes to go find something to unfasten the guests from their velcro suits so that they can get unstuck from the furniture. Then I'll go look for a hall pass for you.

In the meantime, why don't you go share with the other guys at "My update, just fricking baked!!" about all of your aches and pains and detachable limbs due to your age and all that hard work you do daily? Sharing is nice. LOL

Greg Chrise
09-06-2008, 08:46 PM
Okay, I went over and talked to the old guys. Now what do you want me to do Master?

FearSeeker
09-06-2008, 09:09 PM
Very funny!

Would that be Ghost Master or Halloween Master or Best Master or Master Baiter or ???

I just figured with all of those fumes you've been breathing in, your brain is fried just as much as the rest of you, so you needed somebody to think for you. LOL

Jim Warfield
09-07-2008, 03:15 AM
My employee who normally works under the bathroom floor, reaching up through the toilet wearing the rubber glove had to leave early tonight because of brain attacking fumes.
The Ravens Grin is a fecal opportunity employer!

FearSeeker
09-07-2008, 09:32 AM
If I ever make it to Ravens Grin, remind me not to sit on your toilets without looking into them first!

As for fecal opportunity employers, Greg is one too. He gives each of his employees similar buckets for them to relieve themselves in while on the job. Kidding! And yuck!

It's good to be back on topic, isn't it???

Greg Chrise
09-07-2008, 04:17 PM
When the door bell rings, you open the door and you find yourself stomping on a flaming paper bag full of poo? Every wonder where it comes from?

Jim Warfield
09-07-2008, 06:46 PM
We all know where "Poo" comes from, Gregg.
It's the flaming old bags we wonder about.
Would stomping a flaming old bag qualify as a hate crime?
"No, Officer, I hate crime, I really do, but stomping on this old bag is fun, consider it my hobby."
"These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gunna walk all over you!"--Nancy Sinatra
Those must have been automatic boots from the sound of it.

Greg Chrise
09-07-2008, 07:40 PM
The judges will take points off for poo on your white go-go boots. Nancy, I'm so dissappointed.

FearSeeker
09-14-2008, 02:58 AM
Sorry that I've been gone for a few days. I've been all over creation trying to find out for Greg where "Poo" comes from.

After everyone quit laughing, all I could get from them was that he lived alone in a tree in Hundred Acre Woods under the name Sanders. Do you think it was a skeleton tree?

Jim Warfield
09-14-2008, 11:11 AM
From experience allow me to say, Men, if your woman begins collecting Winnie the Pooh stuff, dressing your house with said items , hanging around with females much younger than herself.......she has an affliction that will not be concluding on a positive note for you.
I know of several now ex-wives who became "Pooh" obsessed.
Once the divorce is final the obsession fades..probably because "Pooh" never returns their calls. He's got their money, what does he care? Bedspreads, bathroom sets, curtains, books, big decals for the refrigerator and stove and the new sports car in the drive way.
Pooh is Evil, insideous...........
(I wish that I was just making this up, but I'm not.)

FearSeeker
09-14-2008, 11:29 AM
I bet you now wish this ex-wife became a flaming old bag to stomp on, huh, Jim? Just kidding! I actually had to look up where "Pooh" came from because I had no idea. LOL...

Greg Chrise
09-14-2008, 01:21 PM
The World's Most Expensive Barbie Debuts in Mexico

Posted Sep 9th 2008 10:01AM by Rigel Celeste (http://www.luxist.com/bloggers/rigel-celeste)
Filed under: Children (http://www.luxist.com/category/children/)
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.luxist.com/media/2008/09/php48c16a9a3d3e1.jpg (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/09/05/20080905barbie.html)The world's most expensive Barbie doll (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/09/05/20080905barbie.html) debuted her flashy self in Mexico City this week, sparkling from head to little plastic toes in diamonds and white gold, and honoring the release of her newest film "Barbie and the Diamond Castle."

Intended only as a publicity stunt (don't expect to see her sitting next to 'Surfs-Up Beach Barbie' on Walmart shelves this Christmas) she was adorned with 318 diamonds total, displayed on a tiny tiara, earrings, necklace, bracelet, ring, and slippers. She's valued at 1 million pesos, or about $94,000.

I think the best part of her outfit has be the diamond Barbie ring -- several things are out of realistic proportion when it comes to Barbie but imagine the relative size of that rock! I bet Ken is feeling a little inadequate about now...

FearSeeker
09-14-2008, 05:08 PM
If Ken feels inadequate, he can go buy a flashy new car to help himself get over it.

Or better yet, he should find a flaming old bag to stomp on, particularly one that's obsessed with Pooh. That should help him take out his frustrations! LOL

Greg Chrise
09-14-2008, 07:50 PM
Stomping on old bags is not polite. My Nancy Sinatra action figure knows James Bond and will stomp all over Ken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i2tXhOYbqM

She would be 68 now but, still could get him. I'm not sure what Ken does for a living to get the car pimped out? It's always been Barbies car except for in the Nissan commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwMG7ifuTjQ

Greg Chrise
09-14-2008, 08:14 PM
By the way, it looks like part of that James Bond Movie was filmed at Raven's Grin Inn!

Greg Chrise
09-14-2008, 09:08 PM
Unless Ken can come up with something like THIS!

http://projectshadow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/alien-queen-car-russia.jpg

FearSeeker
09-14-2008, 09:55 PM
Wow! I think if Ken can get his hands on that thing, he'll feel much better!

And sorry, but since I've never been to Raven's Grin Inn, you'll have to explain. Was part of the Bond movie actually filmed there? Or what part of it looks like it was?

Jim Warfield
09-15-2008, 05:04 AM
The Ravens Grin similarity is the quick shot in that video of Sean Connery and the Geshia girls and the big tub of bathwater. (I bet those girls have THE best tasting bathwater this side of Mabel Pickings!)
Mabel Pickings Organic Bathwater, all natural, no pervertvitives, or derivitivzzz.
Only prescribed by the most convincing phony healthcare advocates.

"Mabel Pickings-Got the best drippins!"
"I thought it was chicken soup!"--another drunken testimonial

Greg Chrise
09-15-2008, 08:12 PM
http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/43492_thumb.jpg (http://www.mania.com/gallery/87259/43492.jpg)
The Mongolian Death-Worm

Just back from his tour of the sub continent and asia!:p

FearSeeker
09-15-2008, 08:26 PM
Just one question:

Have you lost your mind?

FearSeeker
09-15-2008, 08:33 PM
So you smuggled in this worm of yours from the Gobi desert? And it obviously has somehow affected you either by its sulfuric acid sputum, which should have turned you yellow and corroded you except that you've already had so much chemical exposure in your job that you're immune, or else by electrifying you from a distance, and again I do believe you're immune because of your shocking personality and recent encounter with TV electrocution when your place was inundated with water.

So which is it? Are you now dead and posting as a ghost? That would make you and Jim have something else in common. LOL

Greg Chrise
09-15-2008, 09:17 PM
I still have a nice white smile.

FearSeeker
09-16-2008, 12:47 AM
Sorry, but instead of "Have you lost your mind?," I meant to ask, "When did you lose your mind?" LOL

Jim Warfield
09-16-2008, 02:48 AM
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" Has been replaced by" how many angels can dance in my underware?"
Just don't try that "Fire Dance".
I think the air has gone out of that inflatable turd....and it smelled like....oh, you know!

FearSeeker
09-17-2008, 12:46 AM
Quick! Grab an air compressor and commence filling!

And never listen to anyone who tries to convince you that you need to change the air in your tires! LOL

FearSeeker
09-17-2008, 07:05 AM
Just found the best accessories for our inflatable turd haunt! They've got turd twisters so that you may shape your turds into all kinds of fancy designs, including bats and skulls for the halloween season. Also, lots of other fun potty humor. I think my favorite may be the George W toilet paper although there's a kleener soap that's right up there with it in my ratings. It's all at:

http://www.prankplace.com/twister.htm?KBID=4376

Lemme know what you think. :p

FearSeeker
09-17-2008, 08:24 AM
I found something else that you have to see. I found a couple of different versions. You decide what you think. I think the first is the real deal:

http://digg.com/comedy/Giant_dog_turd_brings_down_power_line

Here's what I believe is the exaggerated version:

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/wait_what_inflatable_art_turd.php

Enjoy!

FearSeeker
09-28-2008, 01:06 AM
Jim and Greg,

Since you seem to be the only ones who read (or at least respond to) these posts anymore, you definitely must read my last few posts right above this one. I made them especially for you.

I also have a question for you. I seem to have caught that very annoying buzzing in my ears (must be bugs) that just won't seem to go away. What shall I do? Thank you so much for your thoughtful consideration!

Greg Chrise
09-28-2008, 12:37 PM
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Try your search again at a later time or try to access this data from the home page.

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FearSeeker
09-28-2008, 02:17 PM
Well, you sure were full of it yesterday in another thread when you were questioning "how well formed (my) frontal lobe is." It was you that began your first post in that same thread saying that banners cost $200 per MONTH (in the first sentence) and acted like I was an idiot for repeating that. Whose frontal lobe has a problem?

Now go drink some coffee so that you may come up with more crap. Maybe Jim will beat you to it, or just beat you, so that you won't have to. LOL

Greg Chrise
09-28-2008, 02:40 PM
Then tell me directly about such a typo, not have me explain further wondering why you can't read or wondering if anyone can read my shit. By not specifically mentioning a typo I had to extend my rudeness even further in a comment that might be considered quite insulting and volitile, possibly non of my business anyhow. Hence repetative cycles begin as the real problem has not been addressed.

It should not be addressed as can you clearify this, it should be hey asshole I think you put the wrong word in there.

graystone
09-28-2008, 02:54 PM
How much more s#*t talk do we need here? This has nothing to do with Jim as I have full respect for him. This is just a point I need to make. Larry stops or deletes threads when people come here and express how they have been ripped of or cheated by someone. Yet you can come to a thread like this and its still going? Look everyone Vendors and Buyers alike if you have been done wrong and want the Industry to know it just start the thread out something like Sh*tty Vendors or Sh*tty Buyers then Larry want delete or stop the thread hopefully!

Its apparent to me that Larry feels that topics like this is much more valualbe to people than it is to get the word out on bad people! Seems there is no reason on warning people about a problem up front to protect others from getting hurt and suffering damages! Shane and its please carry on with the s*#t talk Shane this time!

FearSeeker
09-28-2008, 02:56 PM
First of all, I originally didn't know you had used the wrong word. Hence, my question about whether everyone would be able to pay $200 per month for banners and another $200 per month for listings.

And by the time you replied, you had already insulted me so much that I was angry and decided to ignore it in that thread and not start a war there.

FearSeeker
09-28-2008, 03:04 PM
This is the thread where we go to discuss things so that we don't screw up everyone else's threads. I believe that's one reason why we are allowed to keep it. And have you noticed how many views it has gotten? Many people come here to read this thread.

graystone
09-28-2008, 03:05 PM
This might get good Fear, Greg!! Go ahead this might just make this thread interesting!!! Shane and its Popcorn, Peanuts, Hotdogs, Cotton Candy Shane this time

FearSeeker
09-28-2008, 03:07 PM
One of us has to go to work now so I will let you all hash this out. Have fun with it.

Jim Warfield
09-28-2008, 03:54 PM
The buzzing inside your head is actually better than having buzzing in your pants.
(Since the major secks organ is the Brain! ()
Unless your pants are VERY BIG!
Is desert family in the Sahara going without a tent because .........?

Jim Warfield
09-28-2008, 04:04 PM
Makes me look stupid (more stupid!)
Insufferably stupid? No.
I posted (pushed that button anyway) a very long time before it actually got to the screen.
Maybe the site has a time delay like live radio shows?
What does anyone else think?
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Well, Jim.....
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...and now a werd frum our sponzer...Viagra For Pets
"Is your little leg-humper slowing down?
Your cat doesn't seem to have the ambition to cat around all night long?
The pharmasiu-tickle you have awl been begging for, Viagra for Pets!
"Woof! "Meow!"
("Stop that you two, you aren't the same species!")

FearSeeker
09-28-2008, 09:34 PM
You could never look stupid, Jim.

And I think I may prefer to have buzzing in my pants than this annoying buzzing in my ears! Hopefully that will go away on its own soon, but if not I may be spraying insecticide in there soon for lack of being able to think of anything better to do to get rid of it.

Greg Chrise
09-29-2008, 01:35 AM
Maybe you have developed "tin ear" whereas the bugs have been in there so long they have begun installing aluminum siding?

Appliances, power lines, computer fans and disk drives all humming at 60 cycles per second for hour upon hour. The brain makes up this anti noise wavelength that keeps running even when not needed. Even cars going by seem to beat out this mechanical cycle as a univeral man made rythum. Combined with heart beats and the friction of blood in the walls of the blood vessels at around 78 beats per second that get lower and match the machines as one gets older.

Music having sub wavelengths, announcer voices on radio and TV all on some kind of reverb. The only thing you can do about it is sleep in an nice insulated coffin.

This post was texted on my rotary phone.

FearSeeker
09-29-2008, 06:47 AM
So let me get this straight:

1) I'm becoming like the tin man on the Wizard of Oz, which therefore means I will soon need a heart and some oil.

2) I'm getting old or this wouldn't be happening.

3) I'm also becoming a vampire or else have one foot in the grave because I need a nice insulated coffin to resolve my issues.

OK, thanks for the help. And I'm glad you can still afford a rotary phone. Do you use it while watching your black and white TV, you know, the one with the rabbit ears and dials but no remote? Do they also deliver milk bottles to your house every day in Tyler, Texas? Oh, sorry, I'm assuming that you have a house.

Greg Chrise
09-29-2008, 09:44 AM
Last year I traded Vampirella for a color tv with a remote, so there IS an empty coffin here. I flipped the TV with the vice grips to change channels, literally into the dumpster. Reception comes fom a UhF antenna and chunk of circuitry from the back of an old video machine.

This TV is probably possessed. They said it was. That's how come they traded it. God flooded the room it is in and it came back to life a day later after throwin sparks. It was a fair deal because Vampirella is possessed too.

I hear in Febuary 2009 I'm gonna have to get $40 from the goverment if I want to keep seeing things on the TV. If it is really possessed it might still work? Of course this might prove the things I'm seeing on TV are just all wrong.

I'll have to ask the guy at the dollar store if he IS the milk man and why I have to go there and he doesn't drop milk off here at the compound. Maybe the 10 foot high fences and dogs are a put off.

No, it isn't a house. There won't be any living room tupperware parties. No Amway presentations. No authority types going through the coffins.

FearSeeker
10-01-2008, 10:45 PM
Have you checked the coffins for the milkman?

And maybe you should get a clapper (you know, clap on, clap off), instead of that wonderful remote you have. It just seems that it would fit in so much better with the other items you mention.

Perhaps an Amway presentation or tupperware party would help? Just trying to come up with solutions.

Greg Chrise
10-03-2008, 01:46 AM
One coffin has a wolf dude in it, he didn't seem to have any kind of uniform on that might be a dairy employee. Nor an associate of Dairy Queen.

The alternative remote I have for the TV is a red brick that I have pain stakingly painted the words "remote control" on. This device proved that the people I had around here a few years ago, all needed to go, as they weren't brilliant enough to "get it."

Or perhaps I'm just expecting too much? Yet, this state of mind must be the key ingredient to having a successful tuperware party? Look if you put the lid on and pull this tab it burps and the fresheness is sealed in. Oooooh! they have $14.95, <slobber> and you snatch it, offering $1.50 worth of plastic bowls and some paper work that yeilds your bowl estate to your heirs.

Or the key success to a a proper Amway presentation. Look if you buy tons of soap where you don't spend all of your time going shopping every week, then continue to tell everyone to buy tons of soap with all of this new found free time, some people get rich, it might not be you.

The red brick remote can control any of these situations from ever occuring (to completion) in my living room.

It's all as much fun as sticking a palm tree in your ear. Yippee, where's my confetti?

Greg Chrise
04-19-2009, 05:24 PM
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terrormasue
04-19-2009, 07:59 PM
Greg, how did you ever find this? This is wild to say the least. Amazing.

Greg Chrise
04-20-2009, 12:08 AM
I keep track of what other artists are doing Internet-ally. Some of it is street art, and the list goes on to include even incriminating videos of graffitti.

One that was interesting was about 40 Germans (in Germany) hitting a train site at night dressed like Ninja with nap sacks, dozens of spray cans each and did a highly detailed, decorative and well planned 240 ft repaint in about 10 minutes.

A scenic crew for haunted houses is a simlar faith and takes lots of people, lots of ideas and lots of developed skills. Installing tons of stuff in a limited time frame.

Plus I just thought it was time to bring back the turd posts.

poison
04-20-2009, 12:15 AM
Very very coooool!

Fear Unfathomed
04-20-2009, 12:25 AM
i like how this thread is only 61 replies short of the "introduce yourself" thread...funny.

Jim Warfield
04-20-2009, 12:44 AM
My name is jimmy turd, brother of Gregg turd we live a bowling alley, er boweling ally,and we, oops wrong place I thought this was the introducung myself area.

Greg Chrise
04-21-2009, 01:27 AM
Being a turd brother...Is that like belonging to the Moose Lodge? Are there cerimonial turd hats? I'm not sure I want to imagine the hand shake and greeting.

Greg Chrise
06-20-2009, 12:17 AM
OH NOOOOOO!

The Inflatable Turd concept is getting some high tech competition?

http://www.g2u.com/

The propaganda:

http://www.g2u.com/franchise_why.php

We could be making millions per year franchising Inflatable Turd Haunts! Each one selling for $200,000!

BarbieHaunt
06-20-2009, 02:26 AM
Last year I traded Vampirella for a color tv with a remote, so there IS an empty coffin here. I flipped the TV with the vice grips to change channels, literally into the dumpster. Reception comes fom a UhF antenna and chunk of circuitry from the back of an old video machine.

This TV is probably possessed. They said it was. That's how come they traded it. God flooded the room it is in and it came back to life a day later after throwin sparks. It was a fair deal because Vampirella is possessed too.

I hear in Febuary 2009 I'm gonna have to get $40 from the goverment if I want to keep seeing things on the TV. If it is really possessed it might still work? Of course this might prove the things I'm seeing on TV are just all wrong.

I'll have to ask the guy at the dollar store if he IS the milk man and why I have to go there and he doesn't drop milk off here at the compound. Maybe the 10 foot high fences and dogs are a put off.

No, it isn't a house. There won't be any living room tupperware parties. No Amway presentations. No authority types going through the coffins.


This entire thread should win an award for most bizarre ever, Jim. Great job!

It was very difficult to choose a post to quote, but I have MANY questions, and this seems a good starting point.

Greg had a vampire living in a coffin? Did you finally get cable or a digital converter box? Use a govt coupon? Because of the name of this thread, I have to ask, did your place flood with well, you know...???

The new high tech competition in the post above is a bit puzzling as well, but from what I can tell, you can buy a franchise for a mere $200,000 or just rent the van and have it come to your kid's party for a day to let the kids do things like watch movies, play video games or laser tag, etc. And I'm guessing this would compete with the inflatable turd haunted house if anyone actually ever built it. Somebody dared you. Did it get built? And if so, does it travel around?

Also, how does a guest get to post here? I'm sure I'm forgetting things, but this is at least a start.

Greg Chrise
06-20-2009, 02:47 PM
The bring games to you thing has me puzzled. How many times would you have to wipe everything off and only collect maybe $200 for a kids party and get back your $200,000. Could you even make a truck payment? Like 1000 such times jiggling big screen TVs and generators and airconditioners, buying lots of fuel. Meanwhile an article in Exntrpenuer Magazine they have liked to say they have collected 21 million per year selling these systems. Their website doesn't show it being pulled by a 30 year old ex oil field truck.

The poor guys out in the world with a TV set on a truck are having to bust their butt and make money before all this new fangled stuff rots. I can't see many paying $1500 for a hyped up birthday party for 12 kids? Plus with a summer kind of season, there are only 34 good weeks to make money. There must be some secret business plan like working a carnival to make a truck payment or a franchise fee?

Meanwhile, here at the compound, the last analog channel went out a few days ago and the $40 coupon arrived last night, only because my kind investor thought it was stupid to not have TV. Either that or I will be forced into some kind of slave position previewing TV shows for them and compiling detailed reports of my findings and surveys.

Similarly my day business is going out there to the customers so I don't get to hang out and watch much Doctor Phil or Oprah and I know how much it costs to run with trucks all over the planet. Certainly an Inflatable turd system wouldn't cost $200,000 unless it was a very high tech inflatable turd. Maybe if it had a generator powered smell apparatus? It would have to be funded by the government to show up where it isn't wanted and inflate despite public desire. Pretty much unexpectedly pooping on people's parades. Smells, ignorant sounds and an over all look we are going for.

Call your Senators and Congressmans now and tell them to get behind the Inflatable Turd Funding referendum. So shit can happen anywhere at anytime. We are currently accepting funds to protect any given territory you would like. Territories on the Moon and Mars are for sale now too.

BarbieHaunt
06-20-2009, 09:25 PM
The answer to your first question is $200,000/$200 = 1000 times.

If you're forced into slavery, please let us know so that we can help you out.

If you get one of those $200,000 trucks and use it 1000 times for $200 gigs each time so that it's paid off, you could drive it around while LISTENING to Oprah and/or Dr. Phil, which may be helpful.

And I'm guessing this wouldn't qualify as a high tech inflatable turd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNkm0JnV_tM

Or a better question may be how many idiots does it take to make it look like a turd?

So you're accepting money, are you? I just received an email saying that somebody wired $12,000,000 to my non-existant Western Union account, and all I have to do is send them all of my information in order to retrieve it. LOL

terrormasue
06-20-2009, 09:36 PM
How did this poo poo story surface again? I thought we flushed it a long time ago?

Greg Chrise
06-20-2009, 10:28 PM
Oh, it just keeps floating around like a snickers bar in a swimming pool.

BarbieHaunt
06-20-2009, 10:44 PM
These floaters in a swimming pool made me snicker. Is that what you mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22nvNaqbb-M

Greg Chrise
06-21-2009, 12:06 AM
More like this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xwmao5WZaI

BarbieHaunt
06-21-2009, 03:14 PM
I think Mr. T bombarding swimmers with Snickers from above is very scary, but I'm still waiting to see that inflatable turd haunt. I found the perfect novelty items for it:

http://www.thebeijinger.com/blog/2009/02/02/New-Year-Turds

I think I preferred their original name better than what they decided to call them.

Greg Chrise
06-21-2009, 04:01 PM
Now you're talking. It's all about the merchandising!

Turd on a stick
Turd lapel pins
Turd T-shirts
Turd Hats
Inflatable Turd Inspired Devo band and 8 tracks.
See the turd 3D posters
My Pet Turd in a box

terrormasue
06-21-2009, 07:49 PM
Actually wasn't it a floating Baby Ruth bar that Bill Murray ate from the pool in Caddy Shack?

Greg Chrise
06-21-2009, 09:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PmMFaVzbzc

Correct, you have won the catagory of candy and comedy trivia. Unfortunately we have no prizes. If you would like to sponsor the Inflatable Turd post thread with items to give as prizes or straight out cash donations, please contact us.

BarbieHaunt
06-22-2009, 04:03 AM
Well, now that I know prizes are involved, I want to know how I can win some and what they are. Hopefully, nothing involving poo.

I also added a signature, which hasn't shown up on any of my old posts and I'm trying to see if it's working. I can see it myself but not publicly yet.

Just let me know. :p

HauntPhReAk
06-26-2009, 01:27 PM
I had no idea there was such a thing as an inflatable haunt. I have begun searching the internet and have found lots on inflatable haunts (not sure of the value???) but nothing on inflatable turd haunts. Here's a specimen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVvsglRBLvU

Do inflatable turd haunted houses exist? A curious member wants to know (that would be me). It sounds like a concept that could get mixed reviews but like everything else, I think it would depend on the target audience.

BarbieHaunt
06-26-2009, 04:50 PM
I'm fairly sure this is the same inflatable haunted castle at night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIXRhWSKGOI

It looks as if you could really only use this to entertain the younger neighborhood kids, and I saw somewhere that it costs about $500 plus tax (and shipping if you have it sent to you).

Greg Chrise
07-04-2009, 01:19 AM
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/07/02/space-tower.html

Banshee
07-04-2009, 02:41 AM
Not inflatable, but illuminated!

http://www.bigclive.com/usbshit.htm

HauntPhReAk
07-04-2009, 05:57 PM
The USB illuminated poo is great. Who would want to touch that? Looks scary to me! The things they come up with! Please keep these coming!

As for the post before that, it's hard to imagine that they can build a 12.4-mile high inflatable tower into space. It seems like a disaster waiting to happen. What if it develops a leak? What if an airplane flies through it?

The elevator in it travels 22 miles per hour. Sounds like something out of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. It also sounds like it could have potential altitude or decompression type issues, like when you are on airplanes or scuba diving and your eardrums feel like they are going to burst and/or you get the bends. So many other potential problems I'm sure I haven't even thought of... What else?

Now if they could just make this inflatable tower look like a giant turd...

Greg Chrise
07-04-2009, 08:30 PM
The future holds all kinds of potential. Digitally enhanced poo discos, I'm imagining space junk encased in inflatable turds so a impact with a space craft wouldn't bring too much damage.

Decompression lounges with bathrooms at 9 miles above the planet with sewer pipes flushing waste that falls at 32 feet per second squared. Maybe there is a big whooshing noise and a resonate poo frequency.

Poo auras and personalized poo. Mood poo!

I'll be at the patent office.

Banshee
07-04-2009, 08:44 PM
MOOD POO!! omgzroflmao!

Greg Chrise
07-04-2009, 10:12 PM
Red poo means your angry.

Green poo means you are happy.

Glow in the dark poo means you are radio active.

Poo that changes color rapidly to many colors means you are in the MAtrix

BarbieHaunt
07-04-2009, 11:45 PM
Go away for a while and I miss everything! Inflatable towers, USB poo, and now mood poo! Who is going to be the poor sap that gets to blow up that inflatable tower? Pity the poor fool!

I think mood poo changing colors rapidly may just be an indication of somebody hormonal or bipolar. Remember the old mood rings? They only changed colors when your mood changed (well, not really: I think it was more related to body temp).

Poo auras? Your poo gives off a glowing aura?

And what the hell is personalized poo? It has your name on it so that they may trace it back to you later if need be? Oh, yay! I hope you make it to the patent office before somebody beats you there, and I won't say where there is!

Greg Chrise
07-05-2009, 12:11 AM
What's in your poo? Sponsored by Capital One debit and credit cards.

New nano technology can make you poo change to the color of any back ground or ground that it is on. It can recreate detailed patterns such as brick streets or cobble stone to natural grass surroundings.

Or Poo emmitting diodes can be used to illuminate the sides of paths as guidance or to mark you territory in case bears come by.

What's missing? Poo detectors and sound emmitting poo sensor arrays.

Plus the new sold seperately pink barbie poo or rainbow poo extruder machine by playdoo.

Small but unique inflatable poo that replaces packing peanuts, great for shipping things to countries where everything has been outsourced to.

And in honor of Independence Day, Roman candle turds that begin with a red, white and blue color scheme. If you hit the "try me" button it does the first verse of "I'm a yankee doodle dandy"

BarbieHaunt
07-05-2009, 12:24 AM
What's in your poo? Sponsored by Capital One debit and credit cards.

New nano technology can make you poo change to the color of any back ground or ground that it is on. It can recreate detailed patterns such as brick streets or cobble stone to natural grass surroundings.

...

And in honor of Independence Day, Roman candle turds that begin with a red, white and blue color scheme. If you hit the "try me" button it does the first verse of "I'm a yankee doodle dandy"


First, it's none of your business what's in my poo, so I cannot imagine personalized poo EVER becoming the next big hit. I guess we'll have to ask the giant talking head about that?

Poo that can blend in with any background sounds like chameleon poo. You may have something with this one. Perfect for the old halloween trick of igniting the bag on the front porch, only now if we can make the poo flammable, no bag would be necessary because the poo would blend in with its surroundings. Or just set it in your annoying neighbor's yard in a prime location, so that they may step right into it. Instant gratification. I see lots of possibilities for this one.

And I do agree with your song choice above. It seems to fit you quite perfectly.

Greg Chrise
07-05-2009, 12:44 AM
This post has been brought to you by the letter P and the number 2.

BarbieHaunt
07-05-2009, 01:03 AM
Are you related to R2D2?

HauntPhReAk
07-05-2009, 06:01 AM
This post has been brought to you by the letter P and the number 2.


The number 2 is very obvious, so I guess that leaves the letter P.

Is that P for Poo, which rhymes with Doo, which is short for Doody, right here in River City,...

As for your earlier mention of bears dropping by, would those be mood bears, or do they have their own auras? What color are they? Do they leave their own special inflatables, and do they leave them only in woods?

Just thought I should follow up...

Greg Chrise
07-05-2009, 11:24 AM
Do bears leave inflatables? Perhaps a few unexplained pool toys.

A bear phart is apparently an inflatable without the outside shell. Thus harnessing cow flatulence could be used to create entire cities. A different kind of Global Warming, creating the future versions of grandmas houses in the woods. Warming the cockles of your heart.

Gated communities with rainbow painted cows with lipstick standing by to recharge the slightly deflating ginger bread houses. They have capture back packs that are decorated and or personalized.

Then the future of the future is being able to vaporize entire communities due to methane as an inflation media. Much more fun on fire works day. This is only really a problem if it is your grandma's house.

Greg Chrise
07-05-2009, 11:34 AM
Since you have brought in old music man references, why not opposing herds of cows reinacting West side story?

Maria, I once knew a cow named Maria

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HauntPhReAk
07-06-2009, 09:49 PM
Cows doing West Side Story? Is there such a thing as performing cows? Hmmmm…

Maybe instead of cows, we should have inflatable turds, or better yet, cow patties performing. And maybe instead of West Side Story, they should do Phantom of the Opera because somehow it seems more haunting? Just some beginnings of an idea…

Greg Chrise
07-06-2009, 11:46 PM
Maybe this is what you had in mind? A dark side? Watch closely for all the references.

C07cJjJTOsU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C07cJjJTOsU

HauntPhReAk
07-08-2009, 07:22 AM
I've watched very closely but I guess I must have mad cow disease or was born in the wrong decade because I don't find any of those references you mention. Exactly what references? Synchronized swimming and/or rolling on the dance floor? Dressing half black and half white? Dancing like the Rockettes? The very slight Phantom of the Opera look? I am clueless. Want to fill me in?

BarbieHaunt
07-12-2009, 12:41 AM
Speaking of synchronized swimming, here's an excellent example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao6IxKjBVuw

I had a hard time deciding whether to post this here or with the dancing and roller blading babies, but somehow it seemed more appropriate on this insane thread.

Greg Chrise
07-12-2009, 02:52 AM
Sorry it took me so long to get over here, I was delayed by seeing Brad's dreamy picture and looking up the definition of Butt.

Here's this to make up for it.

XxciMdQ8iq8

BarbieHaunt
07-12-2009, 03:37 AM
I've never actually seen the teletubbies before. I'm disappointed that their televisions on their tummies don't have anything on them.

And I like that purple teletubby color. Do you think they make a paint in that color?

I also think this video may have been better on the Scariest Thing I've Ever Seen thread. They are pretty creepy.

Greg Chrise
07-12-2009, 08:10 PM
I happen to have 900 SF of purple paint if you want to do a Teletubby room.

BarbieHaunt
07-12-2009, 09:51 PM
I think you should make a teletubby room in your place. After all, it is your paint. You could impress your family and friends when they come to visit, especially if you make teletubbies the theme of the entire room. Be sure to have them everywhere, on the walls, ceiling, floor, doors, lighting fixtures, bedding, pillows, seating, etc. Don't forget stuffed teletubbies and every kind of teletubby you can find. Put them everywhere, on every piece of furniture, surface, etc. I'm sure you'll be so happy, especially with the purple paint everywhere!

Be sure to post build photos so that we may see the work in progress and most important the finished product. Now that would be a scary haunt!

Greg Chrise
07-12-2009, 11:29 PM
Way ahead of you

www.teletubbyhaunt.com (http://www.teletubbyhaunt.com)

BarbieHaunt
07-12-2009, 11:56 PM
I can already hear it, "Made you look!"

aaahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

brad
07-13-2009, 12:20 AM
I also think this video may have been better on the Scariest Thing I've Ever Seen thread. They are pretty creepy.

AMEN to that!!!!!!

I have a certifiable fear of those little things!!!!!!

Im having a hard time clicking on the little youtube video that is posted here!!!

BarbieHaunt
07-13-2009, 10:51 AM
Brad,

I think you're right to be afraid to click on anything that's posted in this thread. As far as I know, everything is virus-free. It's just that the best I can tell, the thread itself seems to be a sort of "catch-all" for silliness, so no telling what you will find.

I don't think I've even read through the entire thread. I read about halfway through it and decided to come back later but haven't done so yet. Someday when I have spare time? It's time to go to work now.

HauntPhReAk
07-13-2009, 08:54 PM
I found some lovely apparel for whoever decides to create that inflatable turd haunt we've been discussing:

http://www.cafepress.com/cqcqcq

Greg Chrise
07-13-2009, 09:23 PM
I'm not putting any Doo Wop videos or music on here. No way. You have to draw the line somewhere!

HauntPhReAk
07-14-2009, 12:50 AM
I'm not putting any Doo Wop videos or music on here. No way. You have to draw the line somewhere!


Who has to draw the line? What line? I can't find it.

Here's the closest thing I could find to Doo Wop (you must DOUBLE-CLICK and then click on the Play button to begin the video):

sd0C_Us31kk

brad
07-14-2009, 08:21 AM
I think I just lost brain cells by watching MMMBop!!!

I feel stupider after watching that.

HauntPhReAk
07-14-2009, 05:08 PM
I think I just lost brain cells by watching MMMBop!!!

I feel stupider after watching that.

I can think of better ways to kill brain cells. LOL

Not that I'm recommending killing brain cells! I'm all for saving brain cells, all you youngsters reading this!

Stay in school and build those brains and their cells!

Jim Warfield
07-14-2009, 08:33 PM
To consciously do illegal acts just so I can get prosecuted, go to jail, just to get a cell phone!

HauntPhReAk
07-14-2009, 10:00 PM
But they say even cell phones kill brain cells!

Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200, even if you are worth more than minimum wage!

BarbieHaunt
07-14-2009, 11:10 PM
Who's playing games now?

BarbieHaunt
07-14-2009, 11:14 PM
I think I just lost brain cells by watching MMMBop!!!

I feel stupider after watching that.

If you feel stupider after just watching that one video, try reading this entire thread.

Then you'll REALLY feel stupid ... lol

But if you're like me, you will laugh a lot in the process. A lot of it is SO confusing. It makes you wonder ... lol

Greg Chrise
07-14-2009, 11:22 PM
I would like the rail road for $150

graystone
07-14-2009, 11:26 PM
This damn thread stinks! I hope your happy Jim! Shane and its I think I smell doo doo! Shane this time!

BarbieHaunt
07-14-2009, 11:27 PM
I would like the rail road for $150

Which one? Reading, Pennsylvania, B&O, or Short Line?

Greg Chrise
07-14-2009, 11:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdRGUaTHVig

BarbieHaunt
07-14-2009, 11:40 PM
Yawn! The most exciting part of that video was the closing credits!

Greg Chrise
07-15-2009, 12:06 AM
Oh...you need excitement?

Cj1wcs7SZj0

BarbieHaunt
07-15-2009, 12:18 AM
Maybe not exciting, but definitely eons better! Thank you!

HauntPhReAk
07-15-2009, 09:26 PM
Here's a Captain Turd costume for the host (Jim?) at that inflatable turd haunt (I am so sorry that I do not know how to make this show up so that non-members may view it - if anybody knows, please tell me):

Greg Chrise
07-15-2009, 10:44 PM
Ahoy Matee, Thar be another floater!

Jim Warfield
07-16-2009, 07:53 AM
"32.00 for a ticket to your haunt, and I get this chitt!?"
"Yes, butt it's not the same old chitt that you see at everybody else's haunt, now is it? And nobody has a spinning sewer tunnel of turds with chainsaws now do they? And after we buy all of that protective gear, we really are not making much money."
"If you ate more fruits and veggies you wouldn't need a chainsaw to help get your toilet flushed-down. Chew your food more too!"

HauntPhReAk
07-16-2009, 12:50 PM
Much as I chew, I still can't get my body to digest those corn kernels! :confused:

Here's a wonderful short article with a video spoof courtesy of Analtech. According to the Merriam-Webster online dictionary, for those of you who don't know, an "alchemist" is a person who practices "a medieval chemical science and speculative philosophy aiming to achieve the transmutation of the base metals into gold, the discovery of a universal cure for disease, and the discovery of a means of indefinitely prolonging life."

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/09/video-monty-pyt/

BarbieHaunt
07-16-2009, 08:09 PM
I was looking for old music to post on another current thread and found this video, which is so wrong, it is more appropriate for this thread.

You have to watch the slide show that somebody put together to go along with this music. That is what is so wrong about it. And it ties together some of the discussions that have taken place on this thread. It includes things like the Monopoly GO space and a sign to watch for falling cows, or would those be unicows or red bulls?

There is so much included that is so wrong. You have to see for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqWV5UmJPo

BarbieHaunt
07-16-2009, 08:57 PM
Here's another baffler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Y50hE5ri8

BarbieHaunt
07-18-2009, 12:51 AM
I saw this story in the news and couldn't think of a more appropriate place than on this poop thread. Is this really the Virgin Mary's image in bird poop?

http://i.abcnews.com/Video/playerIndex?id=8112209

Greg Chrise
07-18-2009, 09:28 PM
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/scampi/

HauntPhReAk
07-18-2009, 09:33 PM
Yes, but have you seen WORKING toilets that aren't pay toilets? I take it that was an endless loop video?

I think that bird poop may be just the thing needed to draw a crowd to the inflatable turd haunt. What a catch!

Greg Chrise
07-18-2009, 09:37 PM
You were back much too quick. You have to get into the loop. Here's another good one:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/

Greg Chrise
07-18-2009, 09:43 PM
We are sorry, the member of whom you currently want to kill is now looping this video: And will not stop watching it.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/

HauntPhReAk
07-18-2009, 09:50 PM
I gave up again! Another endless loop, and my Internet Explorer says that it is missing something in order to view the videos. Click here to update. Hell, no!

I couldn't pause and read about Kenya urinating all over Norway or vice versa.

Here's what I got:

Lions and tigers and no bears! Oh, my!

HauntPhReAk
07-18-2009, 09:54 PM
We are sorry, the member of whom you currently want to kill is now looping this video: And will not stop watching it.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/

You got one thing right. I would like to dis-member somebody who keeps badgering me!

And have you been partaking in the mushrooms in that video? Or does this have something to do with dopes?

HauntPhReAk
07-18-2009, 09:55 PM
Hmmm... An invisible member is currently watching this thread...

Greg Chrise
07-19-2009, 12:33 AM
We'd like to keep you in the loop on this one.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Moo/

HauntPhReAk
07-19-2009, 12:50 AM
Hey Loopy,

That one is going to give me nightmares! That was just sick!

And who's "we"? You and your invisible member? Or was that Harry Potter hiding under his cloak of invisibility?