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Joedog
11-21-2006, 04:47 PM
I know this off topic guys... but I was crying by the end, laughing
PLEASE FORGIVE ME LARRY

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint

can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.


7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

SSP
11-21-2006, 07:20 PM
hahahahaha. I've proven about....6 of those to be true.

...last year...

I guess it's a good thing we ran out of Clorox?

bhays
11-21-2006, 08:02 PM
On my way to the garage...<grin>

Chris
11-21-2006, 09:32 PM
LOL! My first thought was to try the oil and clorox trick.

Jim Warfield
11-22-2006, 12:45 AM
So if you were at the starting line of the drag strip in your dragster and a brake line broke and the fluid got on the clorox that was put under your slicks to give you more traction, then the smoke would not be from the tires spinning?
That's how they do that!
So how toxic is that chemical smoke?
Many states use it in their gas chambers?

mindtumor
11-22-2006, 10:29 AM
LOL! My first thought was to try the oil and clorox trick.

Unfortunately, so was mine.

Darkblood
11-22-2006, 04:39 PM
I have to admit...I was also thinking of trying the Clorox/Brake Fluid combo...

Kirk :twisted:

Joedog
11-22-2006, 06:13 PM
Just do it OUT SIDE!!!!

Don't ask :shock:

Veneficus
11-22-2006, 09:51 PM
My first thought was to try the Clorox brake fluid thing. And I have to disagree with number 13. All you have to do is add non-newtonian fluid to water and it will exhibit the properties of a solid. I don't advise you do this though.

Greg Chrise
11-22-2006, 10:10 PM
Yeah, using cranes and big hunks of non-neutonian fluid to displace water is alway fun.