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Jonathan
11-30-2006, 11:41 AM
I want to hear all your stories and letters...come on haunters.


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DeathReaper
11-30-2006, 09:51 PM
[quote="Jonathan"]I want to hear all your stories and letters...come on haunters.


I do like your pic image!

So, what story and letter would you like to hear? Well, how about X-MAS wish list?

Jim Warfield
11-30-2006, 10:35 PM
He knows when I am sleeping.
He knows when I'm awake.
If Santa could define "good", I might be "good" for goodnesses sake?
When he sneaks into my house at night, I'm supposed to pretend I'm asleep?
But what will he be doing to me? Is he a perverted creep?
He said , "You better not tell and you'd better not cry?" (but what if he hurts me?)
What if I die?

"He was shorter than my Mom, he was wearing a bright red pants and a red top, he had a dirty white-yellowing beard, which may not have been real that he hid half of his face behind, he also smirked and gave me a knowing look when he said that he "knew" what I wanted.
He had a big bag over his shoulder, I think they were burglar tools in it, how else could he have gotten into the house and my bedroom with the home security sysytem we have here?"
"If you can think of anything else be sure and tell the officer we are leaving here for the rest of the night, you'll be OK, we don't think he will be back soon."
"But he said that he would be coming back next year!"
"Calm down youngster, we think we know who he is and where he lives, we may be making an arrest within a day or two. He's probably with the traveling circus stranded just outside of town, they have reindeer and midgets and booths full of prizes you can win if you have any luck playing carnival games."

DeathReaper
11-30-2006, 11:18 PM
Jim,


Are you talking about me or what???\

Jim Warfield
12-01-2006, 03:51 AM
Sorry, maybe I missed your post somewhere where you wrote about all of this happening to you or something?
This would be the only way any of this could be about you, but I guess it could have happened ?
Remember the tv show "Dallas"?
Were you the same J.R. that everyone was worrying and so concerned about because somebody had shot him?
The Sta-Puff Marshmellow Boy made a really ineffective bodyguard didn't he?
The bullets that he took for you made him swell up so much that he replaced King Kong in Ghostbusters, what a break!
Lucky stiff!

Jonathan
12-01-2006, 08:45 AM
Good writing there Jim. hahaha. Maybe I will have to have some of the crew record that one for the show.

We do kick off our Morbidly Merry Christmas Celebration this week on RFR.

We have SPFX Masks Winners, and also our very own Empress will be on the show.

Dan Faupel
12-01-2006, 01:04 PM
That was great Jim...you should write Christmas cards!

Jonathan
12-01-2006, 01:46 PM
Also remember, if anyone submits one we use on the show...we are giving away Christmas Gifts for it. And if you send us a Recorded one (i.e. through the "Record your own Spot" link on our homepage or email it to us) you get an even better gift.

Jim's Crazy Christmas Card Collection....hahahaha