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HauntChris
05-08-2009, 10:32 PM
If you love horror classics like "Alien" and "The Things", then the idea of a pecker on a murderous rampage "One Eyed Monster" might be the movie for you! It stars Ron Jeremy and his disembodied pecker.

See www.oneeyedmonstermovie.com

The flick is available on DVD and Netflic (but there's a wait).

Rated R for violence, gore, nudity, strong language and stong sexual content.

Jim Warfield
05-09-2009, 08:03 AM
Mr. Pecker was in the towing business "Pecker Wrecker Co." His Wife handled everything.

BruiseMuse
05-09-2009, 08:07 AM
LOL, nice one Jim!

I'll have to check it out; I recently saw "Teeth," which was about a murderous vagina.

Jim Warfield
05-09-2009, 08:25 AM
A patron of mine was here showing me his new tatoo, designed by his girlfriend who was here with him, it is a cartoon like "Ghost" but I saw a condom! Just propelled off and away!!
They both had a good laugh concerning this observation.
The way financial things are headed, I can see people renting tatoo space on their bodies to major companys, long-term leases.
"Look Another" COKE" tatoo across the forehead!"...and at the beach.."Another Trojan tatoo across the lower belly!