If anyone wants to buy a haunted house?
A haunted, haunted house, not a haunted attraction, this small town has several of them for sale.
A real estate agent told me about 5 different houses that they were showing in which loud , unexplainable noises happened at just the wrong moment in the sales presentation or from the last empty room they just left a loud disembodied scream would come from there, ruining the sale.
One time after a Mother refused to see a house because she felt "Bad Vibes" from it her adult daughter did go in with the realator and were on the porch about to leave after seeing it when a loud serires of knocks happened from inside of the house opposite from where their heads were.
They scurried back to the car only to hear the Mother say, "See I told you so!"
The little girl in the old-fashioned white dress was playing in the dirt alongside an 1850 brick house due south of my house about 6 blocks.
Sometimes hauntings occur along a merdian line.
The man hired to tuckpoint the bricks came back from lunch stepped around the corner of the house to find a little girl with long, blond hair sitting, playing in the dirt.
He was surprised but said, "Hello, ..how are you?"
"I'm fine." she answered as he stepped back around the corner, then thought:"wait a minute, there are no little girls here at all!"
Stepping back around the corner she was gone.
She was wearing along, billowy white dress, sort of an archaic fashion.
They have none of my money
and they might be going broke, those who sell illegal drugs or energy drinks or sleeping pills, if they are waiting to see any of my money!
About those sleeping pills...how can you make sure the pill is really sleeping and not just dead?
I can't hear any snoring!