As many years as I have been acting, it still amazes me how many different hand props one person could use while acting. This past weekend I found a new one for me to use that worked very well for my character. I found a dirty used Mop. As I dragged it around the Que line and in the haunt, I would ask people if they could smell "pee" on it. They would smell it and say "no", and I would respond "well you should, I just cleaned some up". Then I would laugh and say "thank god it wasn't a code brown huh?" They would laugh their butt off and I got the desired response. I would even stop and mop the floor at the end of the haunt after people would run out to hear people laughing at me and them. So with the fact that there are soooo many possibilities, I am curious what do you use?