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    #11
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    HAHAHAHA!!! Damn Tyler, 20 Whitey's? I'd be sh%^$#@g myself all day long, but if you can handle it- I'd say your a pretty good MAN.

    And wipp, your right- and I messed up. I never did almost make ut with a girl, I took her back to my place and tore her up!!! I kept that girl up all night long!!!!!

    I got paid yesterday! Between 2 weeks time, I got 144 hours total!!! I love my job. And I'm rich!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Brad Bowen
    Owner/Operator of the Ultimate Fear Haunted House in Shreveport, LA
    www.ultimatefear.net
     

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    OH and one more thing. In about a week from now, I will be visiting my girlfriend for a few days. And I'm gonna pull an Al Bundy, and tell that girl to go get me a beer!! And do the dishes!! And clean the toilet after I'm done!!

    Cause I'm the dominate one, and I make the rules.
    Brad Bowen
    Owner/Operator of the Ultimate Fear Haunted House in Shreveport, LA
    www.ultimatefear.net
     

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    DANGIT JIM! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL THE TAXMAN MY PLANS????

    Tis a Ruger, I think


    Seriously, funnies tthing was still 2 weeks ago, hauling 2 redneck outhouses for the haunted house. they will be part of the cornfield set. Next door neighbor made a GREAT suggestion which I will be using. Sound effects. What kind of sound effects do you get in a redneck outhouse after grits and beer?
    The word for the day is NPD. Check it out.
     

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    ..a "gritting" sound?

    OOOWWWW! Ouch!
    Be thet y thay kal them gritz?
    Shud kal them "Hemmoroid filers!"


    When a new factory moved to town and were interveiwing potential employees , they asked a man why he wanted to work for them?
    "Because I'm tired of working 95 hours a week at the feed mill!"
    The personell guy from Ohio didn't think he was being truthfull, saying he worked 95 hrs. a week, so he showed him his pay stub.
    YUP! 9-5 =95 hrs. a week driving a truck delivering feed to the cattle lots.
     

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    heheh u the man brad.but anywaysince we in this lil manhole.did anyone see paton manning on saturday night live last night?he was funny as hell
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-6Ky7_sfPc
     

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    watching sportcenter and drinkin a beer....or 2 .... at HOOTERS! manly enough?
     

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    Wipp! Those Friday and Saturday night TV shows are my direct competition!
    Couch potatos are born or made? Genetics or sloth perpetrated by vast wealth from TV advertisiers?
     

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    i think judging from my wife,its hereditary.i dont watch tv much but today my friend called me askin if i saw manning cussing out those kids last night.so i found it on utube.id be clasified more of a pc potatoe
     

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    From hours

    700-800:dreamt about going to church
    8:00-1100: Slept
    1100-12: Thought about waking up
    1230-Woke up
    1230-130-Scratched myself
    130-230 walked around house with look of confusion on myface. (note: Not confused just didnt want anyone to bother me)
    230-330: Thought about things i could do today
    330: Put on some pants
    345-700: Cracked some beers and watched nascar with some time off to scratch myself again
    700-800 Fought with myself about what i would rather do Scratch myself again or get more beer
    800-830 Got more beer
    900-1200 Watched p o r n and belched
    100-500 Sleep

    That pretty much sums up my day
     

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    hourly for the day:

    6-7: drive to the vineyard
    7-9 pick up panels and lumber and crates
    9-10: begin tearing frou frou and getting the hearse ready to take home
    10-11: da drive home
    11:2 nap
    2: unload truck and trailer
    4: go get lumber and new windshield wipers for truck and hooks and dinner
    8: tired as hell
    The word for the day is NPD. Check it out.
     

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