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    I have followed the knowledge of one prominant consultant and the end result is you are qualified to be a wall mover, maybe draw out a floor plan and communicate where the walls will go and why. Let this be no mistake, you are not a haunter at this point, you are a wall mover. Sure that's worth $20,000.

    Then you must follow the advice of another to find the proper people to be actors and how to keep them interested.

    You need yet another to set the tone of the patrons entertainment and then another to get into more technical effects. Perhaps another to figure out an advertising or a web prescence. So you need 8 consultants. At $20,000 each that's $160,000 and you haven't bought your first screw yet.

    So this is where paying $300 for seminars or even putting $300 plus into 40 hours of videos and keeping up with the magazines and forums is positively the deal in comparison.


    Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.
     

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    Or read all of Jim Warfield's 6,666 posts and figure out what little secrets he hasn't given up yet. That's totaly free. When you are done catching up, then ask questions.


    Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.
     

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    If you follow the industry,

    You could have.....

    The detail of the Darkness
    The characters of Netherworld
    The permanence of Raven's Grin Inn
    The locations of Ripley's Haunted Adventures
    The number of customers to Disney's Haunted Mansion
    The Web prescence of Hauntworld
    The advertising campaign of Screams in Texas
    Throw in a vortex tunel, a cave, a great facade, a little triangular grid action,

    It would have a 50 year run and nourish 3 generations of your family.

    and build it all out of found items from the dumpster, on donated property, with volunteer actors that compete for the chance to work there, insured by Evil Kenevil and Loydd's of London.

    CNN and People Magazine and Robin Leech would wait for YOU to declare it was Halloween.

    Start sending money and it could all be yours.


    Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.
     

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    But nobody has yet answered Mr. Tuxedo's question! How do you place the walls of a triangular grid inside a vortex tunnel?
    Do they maintain their 60 degree angle when spinning?
    Do Simpleton Straps still work at speed?
    Come on you great myndz where r u now?
    hahahahahaha!
    OK, I admit it. I once took $ for "Consulting" (versus the usual insulting)
    I smartly stayed talking about what I know, "Wackiness", every haunt needs alittle wackiness, I got lots, dribbling from my ear holz...
     

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    Mirror the walls to turn the vortex tunnel into a kaleidoscope.

    It will drive Mr. Tuxedo crazy.
    The word for the day is NPD. Check it out.
     

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    The OSB walls breaks up into small wood chip particles and gasifies and the vortex tunnel becomes the induction system to a powerful boiler that creates a full 3 Volts to run your computers clock battery. For the haunt it is known as the tornado room. 3D safety goggles are dispensed on the way in and on the way out, they are collected by the local Lions club volunteers. Wearing their traditional yellow vests and badges.

    The simpson strong ties have clamped previous patrons to the cloth skin of the rotating tunel and they scream in unison once with every rotation.

    Or not.


    Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.
     

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