It's no use, Damon, everybody is talking about it. Everybody knows.
The doll you take to bed every night for personal protection against other haunted, fearfull things in the dark corners of a corner-less room.
We all also know that the doll beside you cannot realistically be blamed for the urine deluge since her panties are dry and yourz...aren't so dry.
I'd fire her if I was you, she's obviously Not doing her job.
I know...it's hard to fire her, She looks into your eyes ,,and says:"Ma! Ma!",and it's all over for you, no pink slip for her today.
It is about time for her W-2 though.