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  1. Default Normal?????????Are we Normal?????? 
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    Jim Warfeild made this point in a post, and I was wondering what would the results be like if I posted the question.
    Ben Fox
    Actor and Building Manager

    "I have been called a lot of things in my life, but Ben Fox is not one of them...... Wait thats my name, I meant to say that....... Wait, I have been called that too..."
     

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    I voted yes because I know I'm normal!!!! It's everyone else that has a problem!
     

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    Sometimes when people coming through my house would play that game of looking at me aghast and saying something concerning my "Normalcy" I might point out to them that I didn't just pay THEM to see the inside of Their house!
    Other selling points for my lifestyle versus timeclock punching and sucking -up to bosses usually didn't enter into the conversation, but they were implied, usually.
    Even when I had a normal job I would enjoy entertaining customers and co-workers with my "abilities", most of which fall below professional side-show talent levels but defy most normal conventions of accepted behavior.
    AND, if I has 25 cents for each time in my life someone told me I was strange, weird, ex cetra, I would have a very heavy tractor-trailer full of coin.
    "See Jim's Incredible Traveling World Of Quarters!"
    25cents admission........
     

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    Barry, Have you taken a look at your avatar?????? ANd you call yourself normal????? Maybe to the haunted clowns that are out there????
    Ben Fox
    Actor and Building Manager

    "I have been called a lot of things in my life, but Ben Fox is not one of them...... Wait thats my name, I meant to say that....... Wait, I have been called that too..."
     

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    Like I said, you must have a problem with haunted clowns! I'm normal I tell ya!
     

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    I'm normal.
    ~HauntedWebby~
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    www.bbqandghosts.com
    "Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?"
     

  7. Default Not Normal 
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    I am far from normal.....I keep sending that damn Cat in Illinois money for therapy and he has yet to respond!


    Frank
     

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    It is a slow process, Frank, sort of like putting one brick in the wall at a time, force won't work, finess , it requires finess, maybe Betty Furness?
    "Live better Electrically!" Betty says as she whips the power knob up to "high" for those electrodes glued to your temples.
    Send MORE MONEY! NOW!

    (insert evil laugh here~)
     

  9. Default See 
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    See, I am far from normal!.....the check is in the mail.

    Frank
     

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    We are DEVO


    Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.
     

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