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  1. Default That's Entertainment! 
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    This event transpired many years ago, you may have read about it before, but, it's been a long , very "winter-type winter so for laughs here is my little true story:
    I used to film videos to show to my customers in the front room to kill some time waiting to see if a few more people would be showing up so as to be more smoothly able to include them in the tour.
    The room was full of high school kids all repeatedly repeat customers of my house some driving 30 some 60 miles to arrive here, some showing up here several times a month in the summer months.
    Someone was at my front door.
    I left going out the side door to sell tickets and greet then newcomers.
    As we walked back into the front room I noticed several faces were staring at the screen in shock?
    I made a video that was 15 minutes long for the front room showing which usually only was allowed to run for no more than 5 minutes. I forgot what else was on that tape.

    "Hi, Mary! How's it going? You and your friends will like this tape since you are all fans of that Robert Maplethorpe guy...well,.. you know what kind of a guy I am...i'm just an AZZHOLE!" SLAP! (It was a tape I had made butt never mailed to an ex-girlfriend)
    It was not until the very end of the production that anyone would then realise that the pastey puppet doing the talking was actually my bare-butt laid on it's side, eyes painted on the top cheek!
    "Bad Breath? YES!"
    When I slapped my butt was the hint, it shook, vibrated just like someone's bare butt! Imagine that!
    I didn't bother to glue any hair onto the lower cheek, it was just a big , fleshy "Chin", so now you know what the "Mouth" was.
    Three of the girls in the room joined a convent the next day.
    One of the guys helped on the script of Brokeback Mountain.
    Five other girls in the room then won't stop calling me, and this was 15 years ago!
    Howdy Dootie sends me suggestive puppet-porn!
    Dam Him!
     

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    You are welcome!
    By the time this had happened I had already learned well to forget ego and being embarassed all for the sake of the show, not that I was trying to show them what they ended up seeing, my end.
     

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    So Jim, you got little "behind" in your work, eh?
     

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    I have been behind, butt never alot behind.
     

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