A young woman and her boyfriend were having some problems in their relationship with one another, he left to go camping all alone.
He was drunk and high when he tried to cook inside his camper.
The camper and he burnt up.
His girlfriend took her 501K money and paid for his funeral.
After it was over a woman walked up to her, introduced herself as her dead boyfriend's lover!
"He was dumping you anyhow, and we were getting maried as soon as I get divorced, but now that he's gone, we can be friends."
Later all alone in her shower the shower curtain gets ripped wide open, no one was there!
She said, "Get away from me! You runed my life! You cheated on me! Leave me alone and don't ever return!"
That was the beginning and the end of such experiences for her.