I'm already hearing the dialog!?!
Have you been a good little turd?
NOT GOOD ENOUGH! (flush)*
*Australain attractions must be set up to rotate counter clockwise.
Think of the merchandising! Poo Hats! Poo lapel pins! Mister Hanky the Chistmas Poo CDs DVDs and Stationary! Glow in the dark poo! Face painting.
Who gives a poo magazine!
Skeleton trees rendered in poo, competions for the young ones!
Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.