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  1. Default An Inflatable TURD! 
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    What an idea for a porbrain like mine,
    Last edited by Jim Warfield; 06-23-2009 at 12:21 AM. Reason: fetid fantasys
     

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    I'm already hearing the dialog!?!

    Have you been a good little turd?

    Yeeeaass?

    NOT GOOD ENOUGH! (flush)*

    *Australain attractions must be set up to rotate counter clockwise.

    Think of the merchandising! Poo Hats! Poo lapel pins! Mister Hanky the Chistmas Poo CDs DVDs and Stationary! Glow in the dark poo! Face painting.

    Who gives a poo magazine!

    Skeleton trees rendered in poo, competions for the young ones!


    Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.
     

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    A most entertaining post amidst the busy season.
    Thank you both Jim and Greg, a needed smile was obtained.
     

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    "We're Number One In the Number Two Attractions"

    The slogan on a poop shaped mylar baloon.

    Year 5 we make enough for a Turd Blimp!


    The wall of poo...Poloroids of achievements generally created and reported during vacations poos

    We bring back Smell O Vision!

    The extended dance mix version of you can't touch this.


    Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.
     

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    One slogan could be as simple as "We scare the poo out of you" or "Scaring the poo out of customers since 2008"

    And then the poo photos could be of the poo scared out of everyone.

    Oh My God! Now you've got me joining in the insanity (see my biggest fear)!
     

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    "Uhgm. SheDevil Expresses fear, Kemosabe."
    "Yes, Tonto, this is a new devilment,er , developement!"
     

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