I'm an owner but I also suit up as a Crazed Doctor, I usually harass the crowd waiting in line. Not bragging but I am really quick with come backs...
Last night a some rude punk shouted out "Your costumes gay!"
I said "really I like yours but whose dressed as the other end of the horse?"
Oh my god everyone in line let out a laugh and just OOOOOHHHH.
This guy couldn't find a hole big enough to crawl in.