I spent $300 on "Cops" too! (Actually a sherrif's auxillery patrol, cop-wanna bees.)
They sat there calling my customers names, then turned their heads away from my house as a drunk climbed my spouting to the high second floor of my house, all infront of a crowded parking lot full of people!
You can go home now, don't bother returning.
Come back and show me that new gun you have been whittling out of that old board from the floor of your Granny's outhouse, when you get it done, that is..