"Quit sneaking around! You caught me playing my organ again! But it really wasn't me!
Then drop both arms downward and from inside of your robe's sleeves two snakes slide into veiw instead of hands or fingers.
"You think this is weird or scary? Just imagine trying to go to the bathroom with these fang-bite'n "hands!
My ticket has been perminetly punched to Scar- Pain City! My third snake doesn't like these guys at ALL!"